Jokes???

[Stubby]

The EU.

 

Thats a cracker !

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[felixthelogchopper]

A young guardsman is on the gate at Buckingham palace. The RSM walks up to him and says "Right lad, the Queen is out on public duties. I want to know the minute she gets back here, do you understand? The minute she's back you let me know".

"Yes sir " says the young guardsman.

So 10 minutes later a big limo pulls in through the gates, the guardsman stops the car, pops his head in and says " Scuse me Ma'am, are you the Queen? "

"No, I'm Princess Ann"

"Ok. Sorry to delay you, proceed".

The next limo pulls in and he sticks his head in the window " Scuse me m

Ma'am, are you the Queen? "

"No, I'm Princess Margaret".

" Ok. Sorry to delay you Ma'am, proceed.

Next limo pulls in and same again, he sticks his head in the window, "Scuse me Ma'am, are you the Queen?."

"Yes I'm the Queen".

"Right" he says. "Well make yourself scarce love cos the RSM is lookin for you".

[Stubby]

A young guardsman is on the gate at Buckingham palace. The RSM walks up to him and says "Right lad, the Queen is out on public duties. I want to know the minute she gets back here, do you understand? The minute she's back you let me know".

"Yes sir " says the young guardsman.

So 10 minutes later a big limo pulls in through the gates, the guardsman stops the car, pops his head in and says " Scuse me Ma'am, are you the Queen? "

"No, I'm Princess Ann"

"Ok. Sorry to delay you, proceed".

The next limo pulls in and he sticks his head in the window " Scuse me m

Ma'am, are you the Queen? "

"No, I'm Princess Margaret".

" Ok. Sorry to delay you Ma'am, proceed.

Next limo pulls in and same again, he sticks his head in the window, "Scuse me Ma'am, are you the Queen?."

"Yes I'm the Queen".

"Right" he says. "Well make yourself scarce love cos the RSM is lookin for you".

 

[aspenarb]

Top tip for philandering Arbies . ( Mark)

 

Store the names of any partners of the extramarital kind in your mobile phone as "low battery" and make sure the phone is on silent. In the event of the Mrs spotting an impromptu late night call she will probably just stick it on charge for you.

 

Bob

[Mark Bolam]

I hope that's not aimed at me Bob?

I haven't strayed for.....what time is it now?

[RichieR]

I hope that's not aimed at me Bob?

I haven't strayed for.....what time is it now?

 

5 minutes since the last one:biggrin:

[eggsarascal]

Scotsman walks into a bar, there would normally be an Englishman an Irishman and a Welshman with him....... But they are all in France watching the Euros.

[timbernut]

😂😂 ouch!