Jokes???

[topchippyles]

 

[topchippyles]

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[Doug Tait]

1 hour ago, topchippyles said:

 

Reminds me...

Teacher asks the class "can anyone give me a sentence using the word Contagious correctly please"

 

"Yes miss" says Mary.

"My mum said I can't go near my brother just now because he has measels and he is contagious"

 

Teacher says "well done Mary, that was excellent. Anyone else?"

 

"Yes miss" says Tommy.

"My uncle got ill while he was travelling in Africa and had to spend a month in quarantine because he was contagious"

 

"Again excellent, is there anyone else?"

 

Neil puts his hand up.

"My mum asked my auntie at the weekend for a lift to the shop. When auntie said would dad not mind because he was at home anyway, my mum said he was cutting the hedge and it will take the contagious.

 

 

[WirralBoy]

For those who paid attention in school . . . .

 

[WirralBoy]

[StarlightRunner]

Hey crew, just swung by and thought I'd drop some punny gold in here. Here's a handful for ya:

1. "I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough."
2. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
3. "I've got a job at a calendar factory. I can't take a day off."
4. "Electricians are great pals. They know how to light up your day."
5. "I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust!"

Keep the good vibes and jokes rolling, folks! Can't wait to see what y'all come up with next. Cheers!

[Stool master]

[Whoppa Choppa]