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On the BBC website, I read with interest that some scientists in
Australia have discovered the smallest fish known to exist. They've obviously never been to the Britannia Chippy on the Gloucester Road.

Why is it that pubs wont serve me if Im drunk, but McDonalds continue serving them fat f***ers? its hardly fair. Christina Martin

These do-gooders are now telling us we shouldn't hunt elephants. Perhaps they'd like to explain where precisely we're going to get our ivory from?

I HAVE recently started to m@sturb@te whilst fantasising about Jeanette Krankie. My problem is that I cannot work out whether I am gay, straight or a p@edophile What do your readers think? A Wood

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