Jokes???

[Christopher Schroeter]

crane operator wanted in london area.

 

Must be able to work on a rotor.

 

oooooffff!!!

[Christopher Schroeter]

I had some Tesco meatballs. They were the dogs bollocks!

[Wolfie]

Man going into Tesco and orders a cheeseburger.

Lady behind the counter asks "do you want anything on it?"

Man replies "yeah, i'll have £5 each way"

[Stephen Blair]

That's the first 1 that's made me laugh

[farmer rod]

I was standing behind a lady who asked for a Tesco Burger, the assistant said "Would you like anything on that"

she replied "Yes, a fiver each way"

[redmoosefaction]

That's the first one that's made me laugh:)

 

Adam

[skyhuck]

Echo??

[farmer rod]

Echo??

 

its like deja vue all over again

[BabyBuzz]

I think someone may be sending me death threats.

 

Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow.

[Al Cormack]

A Highways Agency warning said anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing, including a scarf, hat, gloves, 24 hour supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, tow rope, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I looked a right **** on the bus last night......