Jokes???

[geoff]

:laugh1:

[outdoorjoe]

A journalist recently asked paul mcCartney "when you proposed to miss mills did you go down on one knee?" he said id prefer if you called her heather

[Tommy_B]

Hahaha!!

[Lorry thompson]

Syria: Riots stop when authorities use tanks

 

Belfast: Riots stop as police fire rubber bullets

 

Greece: End to riots as police use water cannon and teargas

 

England: Riots stop........................

because it's raining!

 

Makes one proud to be British.

[chaffey]

For my anniversary i bought my wife a coat made from 3,500 hamster skins and then i took her off to Blackpool. Couldn't get her off the big wheel for two days!!

[Stephen Blair]

Ha ha ha

[Paulfreebury]

My wife and i walked past a swanky restaurant​ last night ' did you smell that food it smelt incredible​ ' she said . Being the nice guy i am i thought ' sod it i'll treat her ' so we walked past again.

[western]

Why did the Baker have brown hands? because he needed a POO!

[Mark Bolam]

Class J.

[Mark J]

I went into a pet shop and asked for a goldfish. The guy said "Do you want an aquarium?" I said "I'm not bothered what star sign it is."