Jokes???

[Lorry thompson]

I'm Tired!Yes, I'm tired. For several years I've been blaming it on middle age, poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, obesity, dieting, under arm odour, yellow wax build up and another dozen maladies that make you wonder if life is worth living.But I found out it ain't that.I'm tired because I'm overworked.The population of this country is 62 million 29 million are retired; That leaves 33 million to do the work. There are 23 million at school; That leaves 10 million to do the work. 1 million are unemployed and 5 million are employed by the Government; That leaves 4 million to do the work. 3 Million are employed by County and Borough Councils leaving 1 million to do the work. There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 in prisons.Which leaves 2 people to do the work.You and me.And you're sitting on your arse reading thisNo wonder I'm bloody tired!

[Big J]

Spurs have signed a new centre forward. Mario Grabatelli has stated that he's delighted to be coming to Tottenham.

[Stephen Blair]

J i had to ask the wife why the above was a joke, i don't follow football.

Once she explained it wasnt really football related i then proceeded to spit out my pasta ha ha.

[nepia]

I looked down on the destruction: smashed windows, cars overturned, a bus on fire, people running scared, the Police not knowing what move to make...

 

I turned to the wife and said "Chin up darling; you did your best but maybe I should park the car".

[Ian H]

Spurs have signed a new centre forward. Mario Grabatelli has stated that he's delighted to be coming to Tottenham.

 

Soon to be followed by Mustafa Plasma:sneaky2:

[geoff]

:laugh1:

[Big J]

J i had to ask the wife why the above was a joke, i don't follow football.

Once she explained it wasnt really football related i then proceeded to spit out my pasta ha ha.

 

Not a football man at all either, but do love a good bit of wordplay!

[outdoorjoe]

A journalist recently asked paul mcCartney "when you proposed to miss mills did you go down on one knee?" he said id prefer if you called her heather

[Tommy_B]

Hahaha!!

[Lorry thompson]

Syria: Riots stop when authorities use tanks

 

Belfast: Riots stop as police fire rubber bullets

 

Greece: End to riots as police use water cannon and teargas

 

England: Riots stop........................

because it's raining!

 

Makes one proud to be British.