Jokes???

[Mark J]

[sime42]

 

 

[sime42]

[eggsarascal]

Anyone lost this, it's not mine.

 

 

[Mark J]

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Edited 15 hours ago by Mark J
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[Mick Dempsey]

42 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Who is this?

edit. I see it’s Liz Truss.

Keep the politics in the political threads please, otherwise the whole forums just a stupid mess.

 

Edited 15 hours ago by Mick Dempsey

[Steve Bullman]

3 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

Anyone lost this, it's not mine.

 

 

I planted that earlier to see who would pick it up. Small world!

[eggsarascal]

1 hour ago, Steve Bullman said:

I planted that earlier to see who would pick it up. Small world!

I should have guessed it originated in Suffolk.

[Bolt]

[Rich Rule]

⚠️ A WEALTHY Arab Sheikh visiting YORKSHIRE was suddenly taken to hospital after becoming seriously ill and he needed an emergency blood transfusion! 🩸

Unfortunately the sheikh had a very rare type of blood and the LGI didn't have any in stock 😲

After some frantic calls, a Yorkshire farmer from up in the dales is located who has the same blood type and he agrees to make his way to Leeds to donate some blood.

The Sheikh recieives the blood and begins to get better. He tells his assistant that he should send the farmer many lavish gifts as a show of his appreciation.

A few days later the Yorkshireman answers the door to be greeted with a brand new tractor, £250,000 in cash, a pouch full of diamonds and a life time supply of Yorkshire tea 🚜💵☕️

A couple of days later, the Sheikh begins to get ill again and the hospital have to phone the Yorkshireman, who was more than happy to donate some more blood 💉 

After receiving the blood the Sheikh gets better and once again tells his assistant to send the Yorkshireman some gifts as a show of his appreciation but this time when the Yorkshireman opens his door all he receives is a Thank you card and a £10 voucher for Toby Carvery! 😲

The Yorkshireman was shocked that the Sheikh did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had before.

He phoned the Sheikh and asked him; ☎️

"What's this all abart? I thought tha would be generous again, a thought that tha would gimme some more money and diamonds .... but thas only given me a card and a chuffin 10 quid voucher ya tight get!" 🤷‍♂️

The sheikh replied;

"Aye lad ya reyt, but av got Yorkshire blood in me veins nar!" 😂