Jokes???

[Big J]

Interesting bit of trivia.

 

A platypus can both lay eggs and produce milk, meaning that it's the only animal able to make it's own custard. 

 

That's fresh custard, mind you. Powdered custard is made by Birds.

[SamanthaSunny]

[Doug Tait]

15 minutes ago, SamanthaSunny said:

That's the first woman to give birth on a motorcycle Sam 

[topchippyles]

30 minutes ago, SamanthaSunny said:

She should be on a back of a low loader the fat mare. WIDE LOAD PASSING BEWARE 🤣

[eggsarascal]

Last time I saw an arse like that it was pulling a stagecoach.

[Stubby]

1 hour ago, Doug Tait said:

That's the first woman to give birth on a motorcycle Sam 

I thought it was the first woman to give birth TO a motorcycle ...

[Baldbloke]

That's the first woman to give birth on a motorcycle Sam 

Comes with air bags at the rear[emoji1303]

[Doug Tait]

3 hours ago, Stubby said:

I thought it was the first woman to give birth TO a motorcycle ...

Congratulations! It's a beautiful bouncing... Ducati

 

Stubby you're a man that knows bikes, is that a huge petrol tank in front of the rider, or a tractor front counterweight?

[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

Congratulations! It's a beautiful bouncing... Ducati

 

Stubby you're a man that knows bikes, is that a huge petrol tank in front of the rider, or a tractor front counterweight?

Being a scooter rider I wouldn't know, I'd like to see him give it a fistful mind... the bike.

[Doug Tait]

4 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Being a scooter rider I wouldn't know, I'd like to see him give it a fistful mind... the bike.

Do you think he'd lift the front end easy, or would it just go bang and collapse?

 

I passed about a dozen scooters today, dressed like mods and very flash looking scooters, looked like a club day trip. That your kind of scooter riding eggs?