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[Mesterh]

It would be interesting to hear what evidence the police found to arrest them. Hopefully it's good enough for a conviction.  

[Anno]

1 hour ago, sime42 said:

Not a job I'd fancy that's for sure. A friend of mine used be a forensic scientist. She's left now as the excess of bodily fluids and general exposure to the grim inhumanity of humanity at times was too much for her. She saw some pretty horrendous stuff and mentioned that a lot of the worst of it never even makes the news. I think she worked for a private company too, it must be even worse at the CPS.

 

Previously to that she worked in some kind of narcotics forensics capacity. She was happier about the "perks" from that job!

 

 

whats she do now, Tree Officer?

[GarethM]

At today's briefing we had to bring in pine scented bleach, because the officers could only sniff out bs.

[Steven P]

3 hours ago, Anno said:

Yep up to the eyeballs in piss, blood and jizz, trees are low hanging fruit for the Forensic Lab!

 

You'd think they'd be queuing to get a nice job that didn't come from inside a human

[Mark J]

6 hours ago, sime42 said:

Not a job I'd fancy that's for sure. A friend of mine used be a forensic scientist. She's left now as the excess of bodily fluids and general exposure to the grim inhumanity of humanity at times was too much for her. She saw some pretty horrendous stuff and mentioned that a lot of the worst of it never even makes the news. I think she worked for a private company too, it must be even worse at the CPS.

 

Previously to that she worked in some kind of narcotics forensics capacity. She was happier about the "perks" from that job!

 

 

Where my friend works they have a safe with the purest cocaine you can get in it, they use that as a benchmark to determine how valuable a seizure is.

Edited May 1 by Mark J

[sime42]

Similar. At my mates place they weren't very good at auditing/stock control. They never used to count or measure the amounts of substances that were seized apparently.

 

 

[Mark J]

4 minutes ago, sime42 said:

Similar. At my mates place they weren't very good at auditing/stock control. They never used to count or measure the amounts of substances that were seized apparently.

 

 

I know somebody who was nicked for a quantity of contraband and when it came to charging time it was a half of what there was, Who's going to argue with that? 

[scbk]

7 hours ago, Mesterh said:

It would be interesting to hear what evidence the police found to arrest them. Hopefully it's good enough for a conviction.  

If it's anything like my house, they probably got a woman to check for sawdust in the washing machine