Bit rough

[oldwoodcutter]

I was sitting in my van outside Wetherspoons and an old codger came shuffling up the street and his mut stopped right on their doorstep and did a heap.

As a couple approached from the opposite direction he made out he was searching his pockets for a bag.

As soon as they’d passed, he just wandered off , leaving it in the doorway.

[Mesterh]

25 minutes ago, oldwoodcutter said:

I was sitting in my van outside Wetherspoons and an old codger came shuffling up the street and his mut stopped right on their doorstep and did a heap.

As a couple approached from the opposite direction he made out he was searching his pockets for a bag.

As soon as they’d passed, he just wandered off , leaving it in the doorway.

Dirty scumbags. Have these people never stepped in dog shite? Or are they the type of people that live in sh1t hole with bin bags lining the hallway and sleep in a rat infested mattress.

 

There is no excuse for cleaning up after yourself never mind an animal that you are supposed to take responsibility for

 

Bring back dog licenses I say.

 

 

[difflock]

Anyone who has changed a nappy, should not have any issues with lifting dog shite. FFS, I have quite often had to pull a grass reinforced klingon from the bulldogs arse, with my bare hands. 

P.S.

I have reason to suspect the Bulldog in question, being wor Boudica, likes the experience even less that I do. 

Edited May 7, 2023 by difflock

[monkeybusiness]

11 minutes ago, difflock said:

Anyone who has changed a nappy, should not have any issues with lifting dog shite. FFS, I have quite often had to pull a grass reinforced klingon from the bulldogs arse, with my bare hands. 

P.S.

I have reason to suspect the Bulldog in question, being wor Boudica, likes the experience even less that I do. 

I’m surrounded by animals, have 3 dogs (that I prefer to humans tbh), have just finished lambing (where I’ve gone in ‘dry’ bare handed without any hesitation as required). I have 2 kids and many nieces and nephews and have plenty of history and no issues whatsoever with nappies/cleaning babies etc.

I would not ever grab a dog turd with a bare hand. Couldn’t do it. Maybe if it was a life-and-death situation but otherwise no****************ingwayget****************ed****************off. Dog shit is minging, and needs some sort of barrier between it and me!!! 

[difflock]

Well, come-on, I dont grab the turd, I grab the grass!

Duh!

[Mark Bolam]

There’s only one thing worse than picking up dog shit, and that’s not picking up dog shit.

 

My Mam was weeding her front border next to the lawn Dad had just mown in Reading, late ‘60’s.

Roadside strip.

 

A woman came along with her dog and a shopping bag.

The dog curled a huge beefer out on Dad’s freshly mown roadside strip.

 

Mam challenged her and asked if she was going to sort it out.

 

’No. It’s not my problem’ said the woman.

 

Mam picked up the whole steaming mess in her trowel and dumped it in the woman’s bag.

 

’It is now!’ Mam said.

 

The woman just scuttled off with her bag full of shopping/shit.

 

If you can’t handle picking up dog shit then don’t ever get a dog, it’s very simple.

[Stubby]

5 hours ago, Mark Bolam said:

There’s only one thing worse than picking up dog shit, and that’s not picking up dog shit.

 

My Mam was weeding her front border next to the lawn Dad had just mown in Reading, late ‘60’s.

Roadside strip.

 

A woman came along with her dog and a shopping bag.

The dog curled a huge beefer out on Dad’s freshly mown roadside strip.

 

Mam challenged her and asked if she was going to sort it out.

 

’No. It’s not my problem’ said the woman.

 

Mam picked up the whole steaming mess in her trowel and dumped it in the woman’s bag.

 

’It is now!’ Mam said.

 

The woman just scuttled off with her bag full of shopping/shit.

 

If you can’t handle picking up dog shit then don’t ever get a dog, it’s very simple.

A long time ago there was a bloke who lived round the corner from me . A nice bloke , i liked him but , every morning he would let his collie dump on my front grass . I used to put up with it and dispose of it myself however one morning I was in a bad mood for some reason and I picked it up and went round and put it through his letter box . Nothing was said between us regarding the richard but it never happened again .