My Big Planer

[gobbypunk]

So guys I have finally sorted the issue with my planner and it was easy but I now have to own Nobhead of the year award as the only thing wrong with my machine was Me I put the blades in the wrong way round so thats why I own Nobhead of the year well unless somebody else does something better that I did.

[Will C]

I’m laughing but not laughing to loudly, the year is far from over yet which gives me plenty of time to catch up with you!

[Mr. Ed]

Thank you for sharing - I’m glad I’ve never done anything stupid …

[gobbypunk]

I had to share as I was asking on hear for peoples thoughts on what may have been wrong with the bloody thing 

[Squaredy]

12 hours ago, gobbypunk said:

So guys I have finally sorted the issue with my planner and it was easy but I now have to own Nobhead of the year award as the only thing wrong with my machine was Me I put the blades in the wrong way round so thats why I own Nobhead of the year well unless somebody else does something better that I did.

We've all done it....  Well that is what I tell myself...

[gobbypunk]

Lets see who else owns up to doing something stupid maybe we could have Stupid of the month 

[Johnsond]

2 hours ago, gobbypunk said:

Lets see who else owns up to doing something stupid maybe we could have Stupid of the month 

I’ve had a band sent back from sharpening turned inside out and fitted it without noticing on auto pilot only to wonder why it was smoking and going nowhere when introduced into the log. 

[william127]

9 hours ago, gobbypunk said:

Lets see who else owns up to doing something stupid maybe we could have Stupid of the month 

Locked my keys in the shipping container yesterday, 50/50 which one it would be, obviously I cut my way into the wrong one first🙄🙄🙄🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😅😅

[AHPP]

4 hours ago, william127 said:

Locked my keys in the shipping container yesterday, 50/50 which one it would be, obviously I cut my way into the wrong one first🙄🙄🙄🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😅😅

 

I have fairly strict protocol for locking things. I hold the key in my hand and say to myself, "I have the key. I lock the door."

No key in hand, I won't lock the door; I'll walk to get the key. Aware it's (I'm) odd but it works.

 

Keys never stay in locks. They go in my back right trouser pocket or on the hook. Locks get locked to the hasp so they can't be stolen while the shed is open or another lock can't be installed. Combination codes are always rolled round to a random code so a passer by can't quietly make a note and come back. Heaven help you if you err from these systems on my watch.

 

I'm mint at parties and can satisfy a woman, the whole package.

 

 

Edited April 21, 2023 by AHPP

[Wonky]

Yes I do similar stuff with locks & keys, as I’ve locked myself out of things before.

and always put keys somewhere and take a mental note. Ie not being distracted at the time, if I have to give the keys to someone else then I make it clear I’ve given them the keys and they have to give them back etc. 

 

i can’t stand looking for keys that someone else has in there coat pocket 🤔🙄