What's Boris up to?

[Peasgood]

I reckon he is after being appointed as East European Peace Envoy

[Johnsond]

2 minutes ago, Peasgood said:

I reckon he is after being appointed as East European Peace Envoy

Couldn’t be any worse than the Middle East role Blair took after the trail of destruction he left whilst hunting for the elusive WMDs 🤔. 

[Steven P]

When was he last in the news before then... oh yes, wasn't there something about "the least socially distanced party ever", and then there was a loan the head of the BBC was middle man for (before being appointed by Johnson). He has previous for going overseas when the press gets a bit nosey, can't handle the  door stepping (remember when his ex wife locked him out when news of another affair leaked to the press?)

 

So why did he go there? Last time he got some good PR out of it. This time an afterthought on the evening news

 

 

[eggsarascal]

From todays news, he’s also got the free reign of a £20 million house down the smoke, courtesy of Lord Bamford, Mr JCB. Remember Mr Archer?

 

Nothings changed. Levelling up, my arse.

[GarethM]

Cmon I'd rather Boris had the cash than let loose with anything else Lord Bamford manufacturers!.

 

Suppose a fast track would be ULEZ exempt tho, few steps up from a Boris bike.

[manco]

2 hours ago, trigger_andy said:

What is it ex-PM's normally after? Money. There will be loads of it sloshing around just now. Always follow the money. 

£115k a year pension

do they need to chase for more?

[GarethM]

Time to wheel out Shirley Manson to sing your answer, the world is not enough!.

[Mr. Squirrel]

Personally, I think he’s just a marauding self important pillock. If we’ve any luck the Russians will get rid of him for us. 

[trigger_andy]

7 hours ago, manco said:

£115k a year pension

do they need to chase for more?

That’s chicken feed though. An average Joe would lead a fairly boring existence on that in London. 

[eggsarascal]

8 hours ago, GarethM said:

Cmon I'd rather Boris had the cash than let loose with anything else Lord Bamford manufacturers!.

 

Suppose a fast track would be ULEZ exempt tho, few steps up from a Boris bike.

Financially and morally bankrupt, how he gets on is unbelievable.

 

I guess it’s who you know, not what you know.