Biggest C*ck ups on quotes...

[Mark Bolam]

5 hours ago, peds said:

Just a quick note on grammar. I believe the correct plural of "c•ck up" should in fact be "c•cks up", and not "c•ck ups", as the standard in English is to pluralise only the noun part of the phrase, in the same manner as "courts martial", "mothers-in-law", or "passers-by ".

 

That is all. 

Surely the plural of cock up is ‘total f*** up’?

 

I shudder to think what your thoughts are on how to describe the plural of ‘balls up’ Peds!

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

5 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

I shudder to think what your thoughts are on how to describe the plural of ‘balls up’

Unless your other one is in the Albert Hall, that’s just too easy Mark 😂

[Mark Bolam]

I blame his mother....

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Just now, Mark Bolam said:

I blame his mother....

Is the wife’s mother only subject to 1 law thus making her a mother in law or is she subject to many laws thus making the single mother of 1 wife a mother in laws?

 

Either way, 1 should be enough....,

[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

I blame his mother....

She was a dirty bugger.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Just now, eggsarascal said:

She was a dirty bugger.

See, there’s probably a fair bit of head scratching amongst the yoof at how this is playing out.....  😂

[David Cropper]

6 hours ago, Paddy1000111 said:

But you wouldn't say "I found a load of dildos in my mothers-in-law handbag" you would say "I found a load of dildos in my mother-in-law's handbag" 

Christ! You as well?  Must be a new trend.

[Stubby]

7 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

She was a dirty bugger.

Himmler had something similar ...

[roboted]

39 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Himmler had something similar ...

and poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.

[Stubby]

3 hours ago, roboted said:

and poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.

Precisely 😁