They'll steal anything now!!!!!

[Khriss]

@ Mr Secret Slippers    Another contender  😁  K

Edited December 22, 2020 by Khriss
AKA ' Death from the shadows ' ( if his sciatica aint playin up )

[roys]

I always pour whisky on my lawn as it comes up half cut.

[Bob_z_l]

4 hours ago, Peter 1955 said:

Apologies that I can't continue with the same quality of puns, but in the next village to me, someone had a new lawn laid with turf, and next morning, it wasn't there any more! 

Hope they get grassed up! 

 

 

[Moose McAlpine]

Garden centres have been told to keep all plants locked up securely, they can't leaf anything outside.

[Paul in the woods]

9 hours ago, 5 shires said:

They have obviously been stolen by someone ...

Did anyone cedar the thieves in action? I expect they are leylandiing down for a while.

[nepia]

Pleach, pleach stop these awful puns; I maple my hair our in frustration otherwise

[5 shires]

I make it 22 so far...can we make it to 40+.

[Moose McAlpine]

People will nick anything for a quick buck. That's the root of the problem.

[PeteB]

Who set the seed for these replies?

[Steve Bullman]

3 pages of jokes for what is quite a serious matter. Poor form guys.

 

On a more positive note I hear the villagers are having a whip round for a new hedge