Cyclists and C19 .

[Khriss]

@Silverhooker  it has been said  ? but go ahead mate. Frankly I wish there was a 'season' for them, like pheasant shoots.   K

[struie]

3 hours ago, Khriss said:

@Silverhooker  it has been said  ? but go ahead mate. Frankly I wish there was a 'season' for them, like pheasant shoots.   K

haha.....over.     BANG.

[Stere]

Plague of  of second homers zooming about on there matching his and hers  £3000 plus electric bikes atm.

 

Dunno if it really counts as cycling when  near zero effort is required.

 

 

 

What I don't get is 25C out virtually no rain for months and there in full waterproof jacket outfit?

 

 

 

 

Edited May 21, 2020 by Stere

[Silverhooker]

The BSC (braying ski Cnut ) was out doing his recycling in his Lycra, nearly lost my shit with laughter. He was still wearing his £200 cycling shoes too, they match his £3000 carbon fibre bike don’t you know, well yes I do cos the BSC never stops fucking telling me . I will never be able to look at him again without laughing. Cheers Kriss you’ve made my week ! 

[Guest Gimlet]

On 09/05/2020 at 15:23, Big J said:

(I'll preface this by saying I don't see the point in horses, I don't like horses but I'm sure they taste nice)

 

Two awfully nice ladies, straddling a pair of lasagne fillers swore at me the other day because I had the sheer impudence to be driving through a village in my car at 25mph on my way to a meeting. I came around a corner, they were just around it. I stopped well clear of their horses and got an earful as a result. 

Can anyone tell me how parading these pointless money pits along country lanes constitutes human exercise? I don't want to see a horse unless it's dragging a log!!

Riding my (motor) bike last night I came up behind a pair of horse riders from the local hunt stables. They were riding two abreast and refused to move to let me past. I got the evil eye just for being a motorcyclist and the outside rider turned his horse sideways to block my way past them while staring at me like I'd raped his grandmother. 

 

My bike isn't excessively noisy and I wasn't speeding when I encountered them. The road was straight with good visibility and I was attempting to pass them at very slow speed in first gear. Doing everything right, but it wasn't good enough and they obviously just hate bikes. 

Well fuck em. I hope the next time I see them I'm riding my Ducati because the noise of that thing shakes the earth. I'll give it a fistful on the way past and it they get thrown and break their fat ignorant necks, so much the better. Cunts. 

 

 

[Big J]

2 hours ago, Gimlet said:

Riding my (motor) bike last night I came up behind a pair of horse riders from the local hunt stables. They were riding two abreast and refused to move to let me past. I got the evil eye just for being a motorcyclist and the outside rider turned his horse sideways to block my way past them while staring at me like I'd raped his grandmother. 

 

My bike isn't excessively noisy and I wasn't speeding when I encountered them. The road was straight with good visibility and I was attempting to pass them at very slow speed in first gear. Doing everything right, but it wasn't good enough and they obviously just hate bikes. 

Well fuck em. I hope the next time I see them I'm riding my Ducati because the noise of that thing shakes the earth. I'll give it a fistful on the way past and it they get thrown and break their fat ignorant necks, so much the better. Cunts. 

 

 

Absolute merchant bankers. 

 

Well done for keeping your cool. I must admit the more time I spend driving around the West Country, the angrier and more impatient I become. I went to pick up some beams at a sawmill today for a friend and despite it being in a small town, there is no route into it without doing single track roads. So inevitably ended up reversing my trailer to let a lorry past, squeezing through gaps not wide enough and generally enjoying myself as much as having invasive surgery without anaesthetic.

 

At least I didn't meet any horses ?

[Stubby]

1 hour ago, Big J said:

Absolute merchant bankers. 

 

Well done for keeping your cool. I must admit the more time I spend driving around the West Country, the angrier and more impatient I become. I went to pick up some beams at a sawmill today for a friend and despite it being in a small town, there is no route into it without doing single track roads. So inevitably ended up reversing my trailer to let a lorry past, squeezing through gaps not wide enough and generally enjoying myself as much as having invasive surgery without anaesthetic.

 

At least I didn't meet any horses ?

Wouldn't happen in Germany eh J . ?

[Big J]

37 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Wouldn't happen in Germany eh J . ?

Or indeed in most of the other European countries. ?

[Sutton]

19 hours ago, Stere said:

Plague of  of second homers ... in full waterproof jacket outfit?

Is it worse than the english 90s shellsuits. I'm thinking Roy and Renee - Caroline Aherne from Fast Show....

 

 

 

 

[AngrySquirrel]

Nothing like a good long blast from a 3 foot air horn on top of truck to clear the Local neighbourhood of wild life!

Funny never seem to find any horses around once get round the corner!?