Stuff your old boss did/said..

[outdoorjoe]

Its the same size gateway to a big field as it is to a small one

 

that boy would shag a pig in eye glasses

 

 

[s o c]

Manager of sawmill we used to cut for.

”I’d cut more with my flute!!”

[Stubby]

My old charge hand got pulled over by the police in his Ford Granada Ghia

 " got stopped by plod . One was a copper and one was a Hap'enny "  Meaning one was a constable and the other a cadet .

[eggsarascal]

Not boss but an old boy I was paired up with on the Water Authority, talking about the electrician who covered our patch who loved the sound of his own voice.

 

"He could talk a fecking glass eye to sleep".

[Billhook]

When I was a student at a sheep farm in Lincolnshire, I was working under the supervision of Harry the shepherd.

They had a flabbogram down at the local pub and Harry was sitting in his usual place by the fire.  Somebody went up to him and asked him what he thought of it so far.

"Weall its all riaght, but would sum one tell me which weay round she's feacing!"

[peatff]

18 hours ago, outdoorjoe said:

Its the same size gateway to a big field as it is to a small one

 

 

Why do they always put the gate in the muddy corner of the field ?

[Mark Bolam]

I always point that out to my idiot farmer mates Peat.

How I laugh as they beat me with their shovel-like hands!

[Mick Dempsey]

My old man would regularly tell me.

 

”you could fuck up a fine day”

 

He wasn’t wrong tbf.