Signs you're approaching middle age....

[Macpherson]

1 hour ago, Stubby said:

They look like they are tinted with very dark green now

Algae bloom ??? ?

[tree-fancier123]

All the unfertilized eggs flushed down the toilet each month, the lives they could have become if fertilized

[tree-fancier123]

All the aborted foetuses that were so close to being born

[Yorkshire Brummie]

eyesight especially 

Never worn glasses. At 47 Opthamologistthingy said it’s very common at that age to start needing them even just for reading. Now at night I’m speccy....

[skyhuck]

3 hours ago, Stubby said:

Middle age for me is a distant memory ( least I think its a memory ? ) I was shaving , with the old cut throat , around the old mans beard when I noticed that , perhaps my eyes have changed color slightly . They were always dark brown . They look like they are tinted with very dark green now . Any one else have this ? 

Oh my word!! Me too!!

 

As a young man I had hazel eyes, the colour of a nice shiny conker, I was ginger or auburn hair as a boy/young man and people often commented on the fact my eyes and hair were the exact same colour.

 

Now as a man who will be 50 in October, my hair is mostly grey, but there is some dark brown on my head and some ginger  on my chin.

 

And these days my eyes are far greener than brown.

[Mark J]

I'm 42 in a couple of weeks time. I've noticed that you get fat canny quickly when you age if you take your finger off the button. I went from usual 13.5 stone to 15.5 in a couple of months when I twatted me shoulder. Took us a while to start going back down.

 

[Khriss]

7 hours ago, forestboy1978 said:

Always been a dry cynical bastard. Middle age, meh, don't even notice. 

 

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I will kill myself if I ever listen to the arches and enjoy it. 

I HAVE to listen to The Archers in Her car, but we went out clubbing in Saturday,  so ain't in pine box yet K

[felixthelogchopper]

9 minutes ago, Khriss said:

I HAVE to listen to The Archers in Her car, but we went out clubbing in Saturday,  so ain't in pine box yet K

It's when you go out clubbing but make sure you are home in time for Saturday Live with the Reverend Richard that you are really riding that wave.

[Big J]

6 minutes ago, felixthelogchopper said:

It's when you go out clubbing but make sure you are home in time for Saturday Live with the Reverend Richard that you are really riding that wave.

Do you know, Saturday Live is pretty much the only R4 show that really gets on my nerves. It's too chaotic. I like Richard Coles, but I much prefer the weekday morning programming. Just me though - I do understand it's the appeal.

Edited March 3, 2019 by Big J

[oldwoodcutter]

I last had a boner in 1987 , funnily enough later that year my youngest was born, does that count?