Signs you're approaching middle age....

[Mick Dempsey]

There’s plenty of them, at 56 this year I’m closer to leaving middle age than approaching it.

 

Giving less of a toss about how you smell is one.

Edited March 2, 2019 by Mick Dempsey

[Conor Wright]

There’s plenty of them, at 56 this year I’m closer to leaving middle age than approaching it.
 
Giving less of a toss about how you smell is one.

... and once you start smelling of your own urine and not able give a toss, you know you have passed through middle age!

[Shaff]

At 46 the UN diplomat style tolerance of annoyance has now been replaced with Frank doberman on a bad day. 

And an appreciation of a good cheese ?

[Mark Bolam]

I woke up without a boner the other week.

Worrying.

[stihlmadasever]

47 in a fortnight,i can take the 2am,4am peeing,grey pubes,ear hair and passion for the quest for comfy pants but i am a narky, moaning faced bastard and i dont care.

Bring on 50 ya shower of old gits

[Stubby]

40 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

I woke up without a boner the other week.

Worrying.

I remember that happening ?

[felixthelogchopper]

52 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

I woke up without a boner the other week.

Worrying.

Sorry to break it to you but your boyfriend obviously no longer finds you attractive.

[Mark Bolam]

3 hours ago, stihlmadasever said:

47 in a fortnight,i can take the 2am,4am peeing,grey pubes,ear hair and passion for the quest for comfy pants but i am a narky, moaning faced bastard and i dont care.

Bring on 50 ya shower of old gits

I wouldn’t worry too much just yet mate.

As @Mick Dempsey will confirm, it’s when you DON’T get up for the 2am slash that the bother starts....

[Mick Dempsey]

https://www.incontinencechoice.co.uk/bed-and-chair/bed-pads-draw-sheets/disposable-hygiene-sheets.html

 

These have been a game changer @Mark Bolam

[Mark Bolam]

Cheers Mick.

I’ll put my mate on to them.