A predominately outside and varied work life. How has yours been?

[Ratman]

I said I fancied myself as being able to write a good one.. if I could be bothered mind..  
 
I mean I was fifteen when I aspired to do that..  or was that being an actor..   I fancied being the new richard burton without the looks, or voice for that matter..  
 
I used to listen to his rendition of Under Milk Wood, but somehow it never had the same gravitas when spoken in a broad Lancashire accent..  well you should know it don't does it...

Well..... clever bollox that you aspire to be!!! How do you know that i speak with a broad lancashire accent???? Or can relate to such? Other than for you knowing that i live in Clitheroe????

Well I’ll tell ya shall i, oh clever and educated one, brought up on youtube and fairy magic philosophy, sat in every night on your reclaimed poof, chewing down on a wanna be’s pot noodle!.

I am in fact of viking origin, sent across the murky waters to infiltrate and seek out those who pledge to be who they are not..... and well i’ve hit the jackpot tonight havent i, you are in fact a judgemental wana be arse, a fully fledged bulls pizzle, a opinionated retard of the highest order, a huge let down to humanity, a waste of good fresh breathable air. But lets not forget most importantly, you are the purest form of irritation towards a living piece of greenery.

Trees hate you! Be told!

[Vespasian]

7 minutes ago, Ratman said:

Well..... clever bollox that you aspire to be!!! How do you know that i speak with a broad lancashire accent???? Or can relate to such? Other than for you knowing that i live in Clitheroe????

Well I’ll tell ya shall i, oh clever and educated one, brought up on youtube and fairy magic philosophy, sat in every night on your reclaimed poof, chewing down on a wanna be’s pot noodle!.

I am in fact of viking origin, sent across the murky waters to infiltrate and seek out those who pledge to be who they are not..... and well i’ve hit the jackpot tonight havent i, you are in fact a judgemental wana be arse, a fully fledged bulls pizzle, a opinionated retard of the highest order, a huge let down to humanity, a waste of good fresh breathable air. But lets not forget most importantly, you are the purest form of irritation towards a living piece of greenery.

Trees hate you! Be told!

And so to bed......

 

C U tomorrow Rat bastard, I'm off to bed for now....    you viking you!!!!...  hahahaha

[Ratman]

And so to bed......
 
C U tomorrow Rat bastard, I'm off to bed for now....    you viking you!!!!...  hahahaha

Dont forget your pillow! And just incase youtube hasnt educated you on the basics...... the pillow goes OVER your face!

[Stubby]

9 hours ago, TIMON said:

 

How the ‘eck would you know??

My point . Exactly . ?

[billpierce]

Can everyone stop prodding g the troll. This was a nice thread a while back

[felixthelogchopper]

14 minutes ago, billpierce said:

Can everyone stop prodding g the troll. This was a nice thread a while back

Indeed. People need to remember that a troll is for life, not just Xmas.

[westphalian]

Only one job ever for 30 years. Retire from same job in 31 months. Beat that for boring

But I plan to be a 16 stone climber when I retire. Anyone hiring?

[Khriss]

15 minutes ago, westphalian said:

Only one job ever for 30 years. Retire from same job in 31 months. Beat that for boring

But I plan to be a 16 stone climber when I retire. Anyone hiring?

...all ours are 16 stone -it won't hold you back k

[Stubby]

2 minutes ago, Chessa said:

But when came the call to Arb work?

He is " drains " more or less ?

[eggsarascal]

3 minutes ago, Chessa said:

But when came the call to Arb work?

It never did, I found Arbtalk when I was selling logs, hung round like a bad smell ever since.