Look out!

[Ironbark]

Reminds me of a joke I heard on a US travel report...

 

Guy phones in and says "I'm driving on I95 and there's some guy driving the wrong way.

 

Next caller phones in and says "that's nothing.... I'm driving on I95 and everybody's going the wrong way".

 

 

[Gary Prentice]

Put all traffic police on motorcycles. "Sorry mate, I didn't see you!" is a good enough confession.

[Stubby]

8 minutes ago, Gary Prentice said:

Put all traffic police on motorcycles. "Sorry mate, I didn't see you!" is a good enough confession.

I have been the recipient of that confession . Life changing .

[openspaceman]

1 hour ago, Stubby said:

I have been the recipient of that confession . Life changing .

Me too but I was a bit more flexible when I was 16 so when I went over the top I didn't sustain damage. Matchbox G15 wasn't so lucky.

[Gary Prentice]

You must have been very small for your age!

[Stubby]

3 hours ago, openspaceman said:

Me too but I was a bit more flexible when I was 16 so when I went over the top I didn't sustain damage. Matchbox G15 wasn't so lucky.

Replacement metal left shoulder , metal rod and a box of screws holding my right leg together and a metal right knee . One month in hospital . no more squash or any other sport .

[Khriss]

On 03/09/2018 at 16:41, Gary Prentice said:

Karma sucks don't it?

 

 

So wot have I done then ? Took mum out shopping on my birthday ( took old mate to see his birth house fr last time, he is 85 yrs now -last weekend ) this weekend, waited at junction an Mondeo tried to jump thru my windscreen ! * writ right off* K

[openspaceman]

29 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Replacement metal left shoulder , metal rod and a box of screws holding my right leg together and a metal right knee . One month in hospital . no more squash or any other sport .

That's bad, how did you manage to work again? Did you ride again?

[nepia]

1 hour ago, Stubby said:

Replacement metal left shoulder , metal rod and a box of screws holding my right leg together and a metal right knee . One month in hospital . no more squash or any other sport .

Yikes.  What tune does the security arch play for you at the airport?!

[Gary Prentice]

1 hour ago, Khriss said:

So wot have I done then ? Took mum out shopping on my birthday ( took old mate to see his birth house fr last time, he is 85 yrs now -last weekend ) this weekend, waited at junction an Mondeo tried to jump thru my windscreen ! * writ right off* K

That was for Eggs, ?