Things you don't want to find on the Job.

[Graham]

A few dildos, assorted trousers with large brown lumps in on m'way embankment and a high pressure gas main ripped up with a Becker stump ripper.  That one hissed a bit!

[stihlmadasever]

I remember finding porn mags hidden in bushes when i was a kid...

Everytime i cut laurels now im always keepin my eye out for a jazz mag..

Just thought id share that

Edited October 25, 2017 by stihlmadasever
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[Mike Hill]

A stick of Blasting Explosive with an Electric Detonator still embedded.

Probably been there since the site was blasted in the 1990's.

 

 

[Steve Bullman]

40 minutes ago, stihlmadasever said:

I remember finding porn mags hidden in bushes when i was a kid...

Everytime i cut laurels now im always keepin my eye out for a jazz mag..

Just thought id share that

hedge porn is extinct, try keep up!!

[josharb87]

Used needles and human shit or excessive amount of animal shit = go home early for me, someone else can do it!

 

[oldwoodcutter]

It’s not just standing in dog muck, it’s the way it then gets on your truck pedals and mats and with the heater on , well it’s sickening.
It’s mats out and disinfectant under a tap when back at yard, with pedals and boots too.

[TIMON]

It’s not just standing in dog muck, it’s the way it then gets on your truck pedals and mats and with the heater on , well it’s sickening.
It’s mats out and disinfectant under a tap when back at yard, with pedals and boots too.

And hate the way it seems to get “reactivated” the next time it rains.

[voj maintenance]

Cat shit is the worst, especially when it gets flicked in your face or on your clothes, stinks all day!!
Also come across human shite, syringes, broken glass, and a load of open cartridges recently, nitrous oxide I'm guessing???

[woody paul]

Giant hog weed in a flower border then it was to late when i hit it with me arm. AHH AHH.

[TIMON]

The absolute worst thing you can find on a job is the fact that the customer never had any intention of paying you.
Only happened once in eleven years thankfully.