Your worst ever worker (stories!)

[Steve Bullman]

Professionalism is in the details.  Guys repositioned chipper while I was up the tree.  I came down and found this sight....do I expect too much of people really??

 

 

[sloth]

Terrible Steve! They'll get stones in their tea!

[Steve Bullman]

26 minutes ago, sloth said:

Terrible Steve! They'll get stones in their tea!

 

maybe the pic pic didn’t show very clearly the 8” strip of freshly sown grass seed that the hopper could have easily

covered safely had they set it up just another 2 foot further back

 

 

 

 

[Mick Dempsey]

If that’s the worst mistake of the day, I’d call that good.

 

Push it back yourself, bloody rock star freelance climbers!

[Mark Bolam]

That's not exactly perfect Steve, but you're miles away from Huck's Pot Noodle guy!

[Khriss]

I could not even know where to begin with this thread ..........!!! K

[Vespasian]

1 hour ago, Khriss said:

I could not even know where to begin with this thread ..........!!! K

hahah I'm the same Khriss, don't know whether to laugh at the stories or feel sorry for the poor blokes who just turned up to a job an ended up on here as subjects of ridicule..

 

I mean I'm sure we've all done somethin dumb here an there..

[Khriss]

Nother beer so I shall ! Cutting his climbing rope whilst we watched him - felled branch on telephone wires that I had just pointed out to him - ground stump grinder teeth the Wrong Way - over tightened wood chipper bolts so blades flew off an nearly wrote a Bandit off - rolled tracked  wood chipper and left it on site- engine running still - felled huge poplar totally wrong direction- left brash all over site and told me job was finished........ I could .....but must not go on K

[Khriss]

On 23/10/2017 at 15:42, Steve Bullman said:

Professionalism is in the details.  Guys repositioned chipper while I was up the tree.  I came down and found this sight....do I expect too much of people really??

 

 

At least they hadn't closed the hopper - started it up and tracked it away ( whilst saws were slowly eaten by the rollers ) ...and ...yea, that did happen on my site ... K

[Boy English]

Was doing some tree work at a clients a few years ago and was asked to cut a hedge similar to the one above while we were there as an extra, had nothing booked in for the afternoon so after sorting the price made a plan..

I finished the trees while my mate / colleague got cracking on the hedge.

Hour or so later I'm done but wander why I can hear a saw running on site [emoji848]

Walk round after clearing up to see my mate halfway through the arch with a 048 ..

Apparently the customer told him he likes the hedge flat on the top [emoji31]!!

I've never let him forget that one [emoji23]