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⚠️ A WEALTHY Arab Sheikh visiting YORKSHIRE was suddenly taken to hospital after becoming seriously ill and he needed an emergency blood transfusion! 🩸 Unfortunately the sheikh had a very rare type of blood and the LGI didn't have any in stock 😲 After some frantic calls, a Yorkshire farmer from up in the dales is located who has the same blood type and he agrees to make his way to Leeds to donate some blood. The Sheikh recieives the blood and begins to get better. He tells his assistant that he should send the farmer many lavish gifts as a show of his appreciation. A few days later the Yorkshireman answers the door to be greeted with a brand new tractor, £250,000 in cash, a pouch full of diamonds and a life time supply of Yorkshire tea 🚜💵☕️ A couple of days later, the Sheikh begins to get ill again and the hospital have to phone the Yorkshireman, who was more than happy to donate some more blood 💉 After receiving the blood the Sheikh gets better and once again tells his assistant to send the Yorkshireman some gifts as a show of his appreciation but this time when the Yorkshireman opens his door all he receives is a Thank you card and a £10 voucher for Toby Carvery! 😲 The Yorkshireman was shocked that the Sheikh did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had before. He phoned the Sheikh and asked him; ☎️ "What's this all abart? I thought tha would be generous again, a thought that tha would gimme some more money and diamonds .... but thas only given me a card and a chuffin 10 quid voucher ya tight get!" 🤷‍♂️ The sheikh replied; "Aye lad ya reyt, but av got Yorkshire blood in me veins nar!" 😂

I once attatched a motorway size traffic cone to my mates car . It looked like something from a 60s sifi film . I first put one on the roof to distract him . he removed that and then drove from Porchester to Bognor all down the M/A 27 . Parked up at his house and went in . Discovered it next morning .

That’s cool thank you however that is showing regular encapsulation as the tree expands. What we need is visuals of a tree ‘knowing’ an object is close by and growing towards it for physical support.

Have you considdered putting your Husqvarna in the shop for a proper birthday . Sounds like you may have an air leak . Could be a cheaper solution .

Morning Douge , morning all . Its a little bit very rainy here and 7c . The cows have churned up the field next to me and its heavy going walking rouind .

Thanks, I appreciate all what you are saying, a 12" bar would be ample.. My old Husqvarna has served me well, yet the last couple of outings with it, it has run like a bag of nails! I have to keep adjusting the mixture, I have stripped the carb several times in its life, new oil pumps etc... at nearly seventy, I would like to just walk down the field, do half to an hours tidying up without any hassle..

Morning all. Bit later to wake.which is nice. January slips into history, seemed a quick month, the days are creeping by nicely. A nothing day to come for me, except a breakfast at the cafe as I missed out yesterday. Have a good one folks.

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Sorry, just for everyone's clarity (or maybe just me?), is that like a, er, double ender, but with an extra wotsit, then ?? I had no idea that my fellow tree-botherers were quite so... shall I say, adventurous ?! And does this all happen on the ground, or up in the tree canopy ? -Just asking for a friend, obviously... 😂

Cow pie was £7.95 and drinks were some £12. Ticket in the stand was £22ea so not too bed! Longest bar in Yorkshire at 71ft long....

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good thing johnny never made sausage skins,,,

No, Jonny said " and I hope all your doughnuts turn out like fanny's " at the end of the show.😁

Over the years I've been on and off with both AA and RAC, often you get a cheap price as a new member, then a year later the renewal is a lot more, and you can cancel and switch to the other company. (and even get cashback too) Broken down plenty of times, always in vans, usually sign written, sometimes with trailers, and it's never been mentioned about me not having the "commercial policy". Maybe I've jinxed it now!

I once attached a 6” rubber cock to the front bumper of my mate’s car, largely because I was so in awe of how little attention he paid to it once he’d parked. It took three days for someone to point it out to him. He gave me a few lifts in the intervening time. I nearly cracked when he was stopped, first in line at a pelican crossing and about fifteen confused looking pedestrians passed in front of it, staring. Best six quid I’ve ever spent.

A somewhat progressive pub this evening for a friend's birthday day. Comprehensive bar menu.

Do you also do horoscopes?

I see him, over there, near the tree.

Anyone that gets that after arbtalk resized the photo and crushed the resolution is probably sniper material.

Here we go. Spot the dog. Last drive of the last day today.

He was in the van, miraculously not eating the box of mince pies I left in the door card.

There was I thinking Sailor the sterling type of chap that would sort that before it had set.

Cheap at half the price.