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Tippin Alaybye

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    You got the M8 running yet Bob?
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    Today was the day of delivery. Driver rang me “ have you got a forklift at your house?” “No” “It’s too heavy. I will have to turn back and get one” Ffs!!! I felt like saying to wait a minute and I will check my back pockets
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    Right. I’m in the charcoal business. Found a use for all the exterior slabs. Bought some 55 gallon used drums fiver each. I reckon £1 a kg to friends and acquaintances. This time next year, I will be a ...
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    In the 70s, if you were snowed under with work you were “busier than a bricky in Beirut “ due to their factional violence and bombings
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    It was a local firm. The winch came from Stockholm for some reason. I wonder how much of the total cost is carriage? US to Sweden to UK
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    Add Brexit to that
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    Man moves smoothly from being an expert on viruses to being an expert on explosives NEWSTHUMP.COM Internet expert Simon Williams has taken time from his busy schedule explaining the truth behind viruses to anyone who'll listen, to spend time telling everyone how explosives work.
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    I was living in Newcastle in the 80s when Viz was up and coming and really enjoyed it. My nephew got me to subscribe recently and I still belly laugh at it. That means it’s humour is timeless or I haven’t grown up
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    Well. My missus is fuming. Why do I want something that costs blah blah blah? Woodlands said my mill would arrive Monday. No show. Bless her she stayed in all day. Rang them up and said it would be today. So again she stayed in. Only the winch and ramp turned up. The mill is still out of stock and MIGHT be coming next week!
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    Or George Galloway or Jeremy corbyn ?
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    Collies do need lots of exercise and are not very friendly but they are intelligent. Labs are docile but stupid. Hence the cross. She trained herself, fetches everything I shoot, will greet with great affection any burglar and always shits in the long grass so I don’t need to pick it up
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    Frig, I’m three and I’m only 55
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    Why a pedigree? Mongrels live longer and are less prone to pathologies. When I was looking for a dog I listed the attributes I wanted and came up with a collie lab cross Perfect. I love the frigging thing
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    Compulsory gas masks a breach of human rights, insists Lord Haw-Haw NEWSTHUMP.COM Well-known wireless contrarian Lord Haw-Haw made a compelling case for compulsory gas masks being a breach of his human rights on his broadcast to Britain last night. I do not get the reference. Perhaps the older members in here can help? I have heard that a certain Mr Stubby is of an age where 4 visits to the toilet at night is considered the norm
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    had to look up "gammon herder" brilliant ?
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    Dictionary publishers grateful for new definition of ‘irony’ after Tommy Robinson flees to another country ‘to keep his family safe’ NEWSTHUMP.COM Former EDL leader and professional gammon-herder Tommy Robinson has been thanked by dictionary publishers today, for providing the perfect definition of 'irony'.
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    it does though. did you get the dose right? it's three times a day after a meal
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    rat tailed maggot
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    class. well done
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    Looks like another example of me not knowing how this works. Is there a separate pinned thread for the use of sarcasm? [emoji12]
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    Russia report. I’m really confused about this. Is Russia friend or foe? Why would they want Brexit to go through??
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    Sir! My father can trace his ancestry back to the original Indo-Aryan diaspora of the 6th century. If anyone can claim that “privilege “ as you put it, then it is I. Me Mam is from Scunthorpe

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