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  1. Honda

    Jokes???

    SPLITTING MAUL A tool that fires a heavy piece of wood at high speed straight into the user's shin.
  2. Anne Frank: Best present - a diary. Worst present - a drum kit.
  3. It's probable that the log supplier has kiln dried the oak for the same length of time as other types of wood and that will not be long enough. The only way to be sure is to split a log and test the moisture in the middle. A decent maul will split a straight piece of oak.
  4. Get an adaptor for stove to flue. Get a six inch cowl. Put the five inch cowl on e-bay.
  5. Blimey! The lettuce won.
  6. Consider this: Liz Truss sacked her Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng for doing what she told him to do. But she has not sacked her new Chancellor Jeremy Hunt for undoing everything she told her Chancellor to do. Who voted for this idiot?
  7. My trees with dieback have lost the leaves from the ends of some branches and it seems to work its way towards the trunk.
  8. Apparently Kwasi Kwarteng had trouble getting a seat on the plane because nobody wanted him anywhere near business or economy
  9. Could there be a lining of soot in the flue insulating it?
  10. Honda

    Jokes???

    Wife: "What did the doctor say" Husband shows her a prescription and says: "I've got to have daily sex" Wife reads the prescription and says: "That says dyslexia"
  11. Honda

    Queen

    I see that Prince Charles is ill. Oh, sorry, that is Prince Charles III. Move along, nothing to see here.
  12. All homes should be on water meters. If electricity was supplied unmetered then we would need to build dozens more power stations.
  13. It would help a lot if you told us where you are Pete.
  14. Another reason for using the top down method: On several occasions I have lit the kindling in the traditional method and then been distracted by a telephone call or something else and forgotten to put bigger logs on and find the kindling has all burnt away and I have to start again.
  15. First picture mourner Second picture moron
  16. Cut & paste: "Horse chestnut is native to the Balkan Peninsula. It was first introduced to the UK from Turkey in the late 16th century and widely planted."
  17. Honda

    Jokes???

    A Russian soldier in Ukraine is wounded and flown back to Moscow unconscious. After three months he wakes up and is allowed to go to a pub. He orders a vodka and asks the bartender "Did we take Kyiv?" "Yes says the bartender, it was on the news" "Did we take all of Ukraine?" "Yes, it was on the news" "Great! What do I owe you?" "Five Euros" said the bartender.
  18. Have a word with Boris and Maggie. It has been a couple of centuries since the monarch has chosen who gets knighted.
  19. I have a small vintage wood burner in my conservatory and bought a small grate (£9.99) from an ironmongers. I used to put the grate in if I wanted to burn coal but I leave it in all the time now even when burning just wood. It works fine. Like this but 12" wide Fire Grate Cast Iron Single Curved Bow Fronted Fireside Grill Black 14" 16" 18 " | eBay
  20. Simple solution to this. When people are panic buying petrol or diesel make a minimum charge of 30 litres for each car or van. For those selfish people who put just 10 litres in their tank that is fine but they pay for 30 litres.
  21. The problem originated even further back than that: Shuggie Bain Shuggie Bain by Douglas Stuart (goodreads.com)
  22. I have one and agree completely with your post; note the bit in bold above.
  23. When you say 3m reduction, is that 3mm?

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