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Get at least one size bigger than your normal trouser size.
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My teacher said I would never be good at poetry due to my dyslexia, but so far I’ve made three vases and a jug.
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During a visit to the doctor;, I asked “ How is it determined whether or not an older person should be placed in a care home “ “Well” he said “ we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub “ “Oh, I understand “ I said “ A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or teacup “ “No” he replied “ A normal person would simply pull the plug. Would you like a room with view of the sea?”
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I find dry Scots pine the best.
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Last night, I lost the pub quiz on the very last question which was "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer was "Fiji"
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It's true! It does make you go blind!
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Mother decides to cook the family a special treat of deer meat for dinner, she tells her husband to see if the kids can guess what it is. The family sit down to dinner and the husband says "Kids we have a special treat today, I won't tell you what the meat is your mother has cooked but I will give you a clue and say it’s what your mother calls me" The son jumps back in horror and shouts to his sister "Don't eat it, it’s a knob".
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I came out of the supermarket yesterday and there was a woman and her three kids crying their eyes out. I asked her what was wrong and she told me she had lost all their holiday money. It really upset me so I gave her fifty quid. I'm not normally that generous but I had found over two grand in the car park ten minutes earlier. I felt good all day and really proud of myself.
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Can the bases be used for hurley sticks?
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That looks like a useful machine but it should only need one man to operate it. The second man is doing nothing except helping to move it from tree to tree. Another wheel on the base would do that.
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One stove only to recommend - what would it be?
Honda replied to BowlandStoves's topic in Log burning stoves and fireplaces
A relative of mine has a Clearview and it is perfect for their large lounge. If I ever change mine that is what I will get. -
I switched all the chocolates to the wrong wrappers in a box of Celebrations last week. Mrs H was fuming when she found out, so I said "OK OK, there's no need to get your Snickers in a Twix".
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I have spent this wet Saturday watching as many of his videos I could find.
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Another wet Saturday so spent hours listening to good music and watching outrageous cycling skills:
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Had a lazy day today watching some of his videos, Here's one:
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Ah! Good point!
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Not quite right: Take any 3 digit number between 201 and 998 provided that the hundreds digit is bigger than the ones digit and do the following: Write down the number 523. swap the first and last digits 325. Now subtract the two numbers =198. Now swap the first and last digits of the new number and add them 198+891=1089 always. Edit to add: I cannot see why the hundreds digit needs to be greater than the ones digit because you are going to subtract the smaller from the bigger anyway. And, it doesn't work for 312 and probably other numbers.
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Isn't it strange how so many Formula One drivers are named after Scottish towns? Lewis Hamilton. Eddie Irvine. Stirling Moss. Ayr Town Centre.
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Lovely looking dog.
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First time an MP has left to spend less time with his family.
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There was no mention of a jar in the post. Or that he was in Columbia for work. Just saying.
