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topchippyles

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  1. An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After a few minutes he lets off a loud fart and says "one - nil" His wife turns and says "what was that" and he replies " a goal, I'm ahead one - nil" A minute later she lets one rip and says " Goal , one all!" The old boy farts again " Goal! I'm ahead 2 to 1" Starting to get the hang of it the wife lets another one go and says " Goal, 2 all!" The old guy trys to farts again but can't, he doesn't want to be outdone so strains to get another one out and ends up shitting in the bed. The wife said " What in the world was that?" The old man replies " Half time, switch sides
  2. Only takes a couple of minutes and it will show on todays posts page. Just a thought buddy.
  3. Might be better to post it in the for sale section.
  4. Yup a cockup is a cockup musch
  5. He was afraid of the young pussy back in the day 🙃
  6. Just coming into your sexual prime as a young man 💪
  7. GOING FISHING 70205-7916e0d8eb8dc9857b7897ec663e2920.mp4
  8. Learn to take em both with a pinch of salt 🙃Andy pandy has a fetish for sheep shagging taffy men if you ask me the stupid comments he makes 🤪
  9. Not sure if pre ww 2 apply 🙃
  10. Its affecting his libido 🤪
  11. Not a lot any government can do about it really and when you get a group that can hack into an oil system like they did in the usa recently and get paid to unlock it in bitcoin.
  12. Quoting me yet again is there something wrong with you man Your turning into a thread stalker 🤪
  13. Good for homebrewing your own alcohol 🤪. Europeans used the plant to make alcohol, and the often fearsome brews were relished by whalers and sealers.
  14. Wrong again musch ☺️
  15. Why not a Japanese Forum ?
  16. Cable tie works perfectly fine paddy
  17. She should be on a back of a low loader the fat mare. WIDE LOAD PASSING BEWARE 🤣
  18. How does she feel now your using it.
  19. Google maps on your phone these days if all else fails 😆
  20. Put a cable tie around it and you can slide it on and off the throttle switch when not required
  21. Hello musch late for you girl ?
  22. Big J i am picking through a local woods filled with larch and out of 20 felled logs i would have taken 5 and work in progress. Great lot to deal with and a charity cause but it needs to be cost effective to
  23. I thought it was real to for a while old timer 🤙
  24. Fully agree there musch
  25. 1 up to them to little rascals then gav for teasing dad 🤙

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