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You all needed telling off but looks a nice neat job for the outlet

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop. She confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it..??? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed: He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the Meat each week, came into the shop and said. "I'll be 16 tomorrow." "I know." Said the Butcher with a smile. "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get and watch the expression on her face." When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said. "Son, go back to the Butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face.

Cheers trigg 🤙

My daughter has just had here GCSE results and had 12 X A Star grades so a very happy girl today.Well done Beth ☺️

Well do ya feel lucky-you punk ☺️ Boom boom dead

The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. “Hallo, Mr. Macron !” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!” “Well, Paddy,” Macron replied, “This is indeed important news! How big is your army?” “Right now,” says Paddy, after a moment’s calculation, “there is meself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!” Macron paused. “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command.” “Begoora!” says Paddy. “I’ll have to ring you back.” Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. “Mr. Macron, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!” “And what equipment would that be Paddy?” Macron asks. “Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy’s farm tractor.” Macron sighs amused. “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke.” “Saints preserve us!” says Paddy. “I’ll have to get back to you.” Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. “Mr. Macron, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin’s ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!” Macron was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!” “Jeekers says Paddy, “I will have to ring you back.” Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. “Top o’ the mornin’, Mr. Macron, I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war.” “Really? I am sorry to hear that,” says Macron. “Why the sudden change of heart?” “Well,” says Paddy, “we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness, and we decided there is no fookin’ way we can feed 200,000 prisoners.

Feeling your age Stubby ☺️ 70268-52ae2e177ba2f4cbd01cc5e1f489552d.mp4

I knew he was good by a quick look at his milling setup .Clever lad for sure and can adapt things around to make it work.

If it works for you then stick to it

Now it has. Your a disease now go away boy

Clever boy and you can see that by the saw he uses. Husky fan so stubbs will love him 🤞

No need to use wax for such a simple job

It would only be oak in our area that size

Talking tosh

No silly tosh goes on here and this thread is for real grunting guys, For a chap starting out on milling how did you come by such a big saw ?

What area are you young man

Hope it goes ok as planned for you musch

You in the real house now eggs ?

Chris with K afraid of ladders and knows nothing about milling 😖 Pussy

I believe you stub honest now. Gav posted today about an 8 foot stump a few miles from me and i can do that no problem but this second saw this young man is using would not flinch at it. Love the big stuff

You look a young chap for such a big saw

Yup should have put those balls with his lunchbox 😆

What was your first set of wheels mr stubby ? Mine was a Vauxhall viva

Blame brexit everyone else does 🤣

Dream on