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topchippyles

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  1. I bet who ever got that mewp stuck is a right muppet 🤪
  2. You would have got the shite shovel out and dug it out eggs. Spoilt lot these tree guys musch 💪
  3. The K guy is a nutter 🤣
  4. Do you mean is a sexual capacity Chris with a K
  5. I will do the humping please as stubbs is afraid in his youth and you task yourself with the archers K The Archers - Available now - BBC Radio 4 💪
  6. Yup could have turned and now finds his self attracted to men 🙃 Come on. Your in denial
  7. I AM KHRISS WITH A K 🤣
  8. Yup tits out mick today Khriss with a K
  9. Did you get the work finished that you had planned over the 3 days is the question and if so invoice for the 3 days.Meet in the middle on it if not
  10. Some do some do not musch
  11. Dempsey are you the old man in this joke 🙃🤪 An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After a few minutes he lets off a loud fart and says "one - nil" His wife turns and says "what was that" and he replies " a goal, I'm ahead one - nil" A minute later she lets one rip and says " Goal , one all!" The old boy farts again " Goal! I'm ahead 2 to 1" Starting to get the hang of it the wife lets another one go and says " Goal, 2 all!" The old guy trys to farts again but can't, he doesn't want to be outdone so strains to get another one out and ends up shitting in the bed. The wife said " What in the world was that?" The old man replies " Half time, switch sides
  12. Why would the wood stay mick ? said he was taking it down and no chimneys in pic
  13. I would say £300-350
  14. Sounds cheap with all those branches to chip and dispose of mick
  15. I love threads like this which i always pick up some new tips 🤙
  16. People will plant these old christmas trees 😬
  17. You like you job pete and like your employer so all you can ask for buddy. Bet you have had some free rugger tickets along the way musch 😁 I have as a buyer and always whooped the english in cardiff as it happens 💪🙃🤪😏☺️😁💪
  18. Good bonus scheme ☺️
  19. Now an offer is an offer Khriss with a K 😏
  20. You never know K may reveal his inner side to you ☺️
  21. You be wanting the afters to K. Trigg would be looking at a sexual angle at some point 🤪
  22. An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After a few minutes he lets off a loud fart and says "one - nil" His wife turns and says "what was that" and he replies " a goal, I'm ahead one - nil" A minute later she lets one rip and says " Goal , one all!" The old boy farts again " Goal! I'm ahead 2 to 1" Starting to get the hang of it the wife lets another one go and says " Goal, 2 all!" The old guy trys to farts again but can't, he doesn't want to be outdone so strains to get another one out and ends up shitting in the bed. The wife said " What in the world was that?" The old man replies " Half time, switch sides
  23. Only takes a couple of minutes and it will show on todays posts page. Just a thought buddy.
  24. Might be better to post it in the for sale section.

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