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Ratman

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  1. Always said you were full of hot air! You reap what you sow filling them tyres with it too! [emoji16]
  2. My god! [emoji15][emoji33] he got your wrinkles and everything spot on!!!
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  4. Spoken with pure sole [emoji2]
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  6. Did you take a pic Mike?
  7. Post a pic of the full outfit loaded up Mike before you set off on the journey, i still think it could be sitting nose heavy from your original tellings causing the brakes to be binding from the off.
  8. See this threads plodding along nicely!
  9. Taking after her dad when he comes in for his 3pm brew and nana nap i rekon! [emoji6]
  10. Let me know when! I’ll have a week in my van with my sleeping bag, you can teach a young dog some new tricks! Sounds like a good project!!! [emoji106]
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  15. 🤬🤬🤬 i’m out!
  16. I thought about offering a finger of fudge with my bid, but ya know what southerners are like with their out of hours activities! [emoji16]
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  18. £1.50 ?🤷‍♂️[emoji39]
  19. 🤣🤣🤣[emoji867]
  20. Chuffing southerners!!! [emoji36]
  21. 🤣🤣🤣 i’m in the lead though! 🤠[emoji389]
  22. I’ll start….. £1 [emoji6]
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    MAJOR MOTOR MERGER Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it though, it can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, & the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the boot increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it when it becomes troublesome!
  24. Iveco?

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