Ratman

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Chuffing southerners!!! [emoji36]

🤣🤣🤣 i’m in the lead though! 🤠[emoji389]

I’ll start….. £1 [emoji6]

MAJOR MOTOR MERGER Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it though, it can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, & the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the boot increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it when it becomes troublesome!

Iveco?

My beds are mess from cats since i lost my pooch! Bloody annoying and still not got a cure! [emoji36]

Your welcome anytime ya know that! I’ll put 50p in the hamster for ya [emoji194]

No still there mucker, your just not allowed in, i’ve informed border control, they’ve got you on the list [emoji16]

Your barred from these realms! [emoji732]️

Kik are two miles away from me, (johnsonds shout) very reputable, bit dear for certain stuff but seem to always deliver

I’ve full dewalt kit, batteries are still all going strong from when i first bought them in 2011, no complaints at all and no repairs to them. My chucks getting a bit worn on my drill but 10 years + is a good innings that cant be knocked i dont rekon!

Christ! [emoji33] is he moving to the bronx?! Poor man!

Its defo smokey!

Since god had his first puppy!!! 🤣🤣🤣 your a cod mr stubbs! Fcuking legend!!! 🤠

I’ve been out today with a fellow arbtalker cutting, saws covered in sawdust and shite cos it started raining on us too! Will clean saws off tomoz and blow everything out/clean with my little compressor, run a file over chain etc, dont like putting em away dirty (cos i’m a fanny dont ya know! [emoji6][emoji2]) good on ya for cleaning after use, its good practice in my mind and you see what/if anythings going on/wrong. Enjoy your cutting, be safe! [emoji106]

I rub some oil right round the whole bar when i fit a new one, drip some in the nose for the sprocket to get a head start with it all, maintenance is my day job so its just how i think. But i have been called a fanny before now, on more than one occasion! [emoji2]

[emoji33] Nooooooo!!! (Me 4)

You tried UPS or Paisley Freight

Run the kioti buggies at work as run arounds for fetch me carry me items, tools etc, as spuddog says, shite!!! Constant gearbox/drive issues, drive shaft/hub issues, engines sound awful and have hissy fits such as missing and bogging down under load, electrics are terrible, poor chassis/subframes, full of rot after three years or so. Woeful things!!! 🥴

Greens a shit colour anyway!

Post some pictures of all pieces of equipment, on and off the saw, pics win prizes!

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10. a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow." Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"