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    Why thank you David [emoji4] i am indeed of late lacking in the need of warmth in these cold damp times. Any dark material or tips for a leg up in these desperate times are always much appreciated! Maybe Yolky would benefit from a copy of your libraries exhibits in CD-ROM form, it would aid in keeping his “hands free” by not having to keep turning the pages! 🤠
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    She’ll do wonders for his arthritis Doug, leave here be and let her crack on!
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  4. I have a rock machinery 12t vertical / horizontal electric splitter. £799 when i bought it 3yrs ago, great piece of kit, not missed splitting owt with it yet, modified to one handed operation. Doesnt take up too much room, chuffed with it and had zero mechanical issues. Rock are good to deal with over the phone too.
  5. They still haven’t caught big foot yet ya know! And ya know what they about big feet! [emoji6] your gona be in a world of pain when he walks out the woods behind ya whilst your bent over ya wood splitter! How very apt that would be! 🤠[emoji16]
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  7. Your 2nd on my hit list! [emoji4]
  8. Be with ya in a few hours! 🤠
  9. I’ll get my coat! [emoji17]
  10. Take him back please Gary, they’ll be wondering where is by now surely! [emoji6]
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    Aminal! 🤠
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    Have chuffing arms like popeye cross cutting back and fourth with that all day! No wonder your running an injury of such magnitude! [emoji6][emoji16]
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    I wants putting back on its nail in shed and forgetting about! [emoji6] and no i dont want it included in my next shipment thanks. [emoji4]
  15. Tis indeed Mr Stubby, but Spuds just kicked us back on track [emoji16] (and as for shining the mankinis up….. NO! Not after last time and you wore yours upside down!)
  16. Ok brudda! [emoji38]
  17. Synchronised typersists! [emoji16]
  18. Sorry Stubby, we must of been typing at same time! 🤠
  19. Have you told Stubby that Stihl’s aren’t that bad too?! [emoji4]
  20. Am i gona need to book a room here?!…… [emoji16] You’ve had some good stihl’s as well though haven’t ya sir?! [emoji6]
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    I’ve just edited my last post [emoji106]
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    Evening yolky! Hope you is well! [emoji16] Looks a tidy van to be fair, and got the better engine/bhp/gvtw for all your needs. Dont forget its coming up 5yr old in a bit so regardless of mileage its cambelt time, i’d have it done regardless, its a fresh start for ya going forward regards servicing and maintenance, plus piece of mind! Oil every 6k would be a good shout too, keep that carbon down regards later dpf/egr issues [emoji106][emoji106]
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    Think we’re looking at Queer boys here, not Choir boys, if your singing from the same gym sheets i rekon! [emoji16]
  24. [emoji386][emoji386][emoji386] get it spent! [emoji16]

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