westphalian
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You can get mild flu ax for 48 hours afterwards. It is a live virus. I’ve had one annually for 20 years never a problem
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"go and get a christmas tree" "ok darling"
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daughter came and put it up
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"go and get a christmas tree" "ok darling"
westphalian replied to westphalian's topic in Video forum
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Had it for the first time last year. In 30 years only had one day off work sick (bar planned sick leave for surgery). Needed to take 3 days off with the influenza.
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ok, I know I'm in trouble when I shout "timber" I hear the reply "Allahu Akbar" when felling
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ok mr pedant. as Rick from the young ones would say, "most metaphors don't stand up to close scrutiny" Since 2000, there have been seven deaths per year in the UK due to terrorism - which, according to research from BuzzFeed, means you're more likely to be killed by dogs (18 deaths per year), hot water (100 deaths per year) or using your phone while driving (2,920 deaths per year).
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More chance of a widow maker falling on you. Carry on as normal I say
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Yes but not absolutely. We went without cats for a few months about 10 years ago and the rats just started taking the piss
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I stopped using poison when I started to see grease marks on the false ceiling where the rats/mice pegged it and rotted away and also when I couldn't see where the funky smell from under the floorboards was coming from
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Getting out of the sky??? Gravity would sort that
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Go on then. What are the other two
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they are all heavy. if you have two rifles you could have one for night set up permanently otherwise a Nitesite? I had an old model but found it too cumbersome
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how long before you become proficient? I've been doing it most weekends for 2 years now and still not confident, still learning each time with the Logosol M8
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I shoot em mate. Great sport. I have chickens cats and dogs so don’t like poison or traps
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Usually do something to keep them happy. This was last year
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Shame it is too short notice for you lot to help out but there are only 4 blokes for the 30 women who work for us at tonight’s party
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you solo's should use arbtalk to arrange a xmas night out for your local area
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Buachille etive mor. we actually passed a mountain instructor on way up, we knew each other as I had done an avalanche awareness course a year before. he was also mountain rescue. we were only walking and were not roped thank goodness, I topped but before my brother and his son got up the slab went. They got helicoptered off with a #ankle and axe thru thigh and I walked back down a different route. was interviewed on the telly. that weekend several climbers died
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That’s good then. You can pick and choose. My brothers was last night and it was shit apparently
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My works one tonight. Always great fun. What do all the lonely self employed subbies do this time of year?
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quest que c'est? psycho
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Zombie Killers? is that the new party Farage is forming?
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You an anarchist? I’m stockpiling food and water, pellets for my air rife and sharpening my machetes. Can’t find my Ray Mears book on how to live off the land though
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it must be news, it was in the Daily Mash
