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westphalian

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  1. MOD wound dressings (cheap as chips) and always have your phone on you
  2. We all self medicate. I’ve just self medicated on a bottle of red and a few whiskeys. smokers, eaters, whatever. I remember when AIDS came out and the Daily Mail readers of this world were saying self inflicted so fuck em. Diabetes, most cancer, heart attacks and strokes were apparently god given. There is no answer for the poor and down trodden. It’s the human condition It’s also genetic. In my family there is a link to cannabis and schizophrenia. My kids were brought up knowing it had ruined several members of our families lives. Mind you alcohol an d tobacco have ruined more
  3. Your GP has spent 9 years training and had “x” years in the job. He/she will no doubt, however, politely hear out your research
  4. Ok Noted for the future My constructive advice was don’t ask non medics medical advice
  5. did it stop him watching doggy porn?
  6. i know what you need Ratty, some bromide
  7. no disrespect to anyone but shouldn't you leave medical advice to a doctor ? FFS don't take my advice. without any solids passing my lips all day i just drank a bottle of Merlot and just tried to squeeze a fart out. no prizes for guessing why i just went for a bath
  8. We should feel sorry for the victims cos they are exactly that, victims. My elderly stupid brother answered the door to a drive specialist saying he’d noticed some slates were off his roof. Twat fell for a NEW roof in the end. Bastards
  9. Is that photo taken in the Lincolnshire Wolds?
  10. A lot of my krabs are 25 years old?( I’m no no pro mind so not used as much and no history of shock loading)
  11. Oh shit. Just realised I have been a complete bigot by offending any men out there by my use of the word man.
  12. Corbyn! What a stupid man!
  13. Got somebody working for me who was CONNED by the police into accepting a caution. Stopped her going to America. Never accept one
  14. 10 years for metal work I've heard
  15. A wandering mongrel got into my garden a good few years back and mauled all my geese. I went ballistic and cornered it while holding a club. You should have seen it’s sorry little face. My heart melted and I just let it go and I finished off the geese that were still alive.
  16. You can’t kill a dog man! [emoji26]
  17. my wife has to hold up our lame dog
  18. as Felix will confirm you see this on Shooting forums. Boils my piss. if it ever happened to me I would take civil action against the tosser for wrongful arrest
  19. I will never swear in rage at anyone, nor will I have a go at anyone, life is too short
  20. if you put a smiley face after a swear word is it ok?
  21. fuck off
  22. swearing is alright in it's place. I cannot see the need for people to have a go at others though. a form of bullying IMO. what you type on here you should be happy saying it to the persons face, with him/her holding a running chainsaw. I hate confrontation and cannot tolerate intolerance
  23. Sorry but I completely agree with the gingerbread person. I get triggered regularly by gender neutral forms being taken as automatically male. If you want a gingerbread MAN then buy one of these
  24. Hats off to you Connor. You’re a brave bloke. Personally I’m shit scared of them. My next door farmer had some heavy machinery stolen last week in the middle of the night. They used a low loader
  25. Only one job ever for 30 years. Retire from same job in 31 months. Beat that for boring But I plan to be a 16 stone climber when I retire. Anyone hiring?

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