westphalian
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Nah, it was the sharpest knife I had to the decking rope
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What’s the washers story? Looks a bit irregular
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Don’t believe everything you read, that’s all I can say. I thought this thread for over 50s and I have to explain about limp dicks?? Ok. A year ago while bucking I followed thru with my chainsaw injuring my knee and lower third of my penis. It never healed right and my wife couldn’t get used to the flaccid 6” at the end. She left me for our local pizza delivery guy. The grass wasn’t greener and I accepted her back but with the promise of a lifetime 30% discount on all takeaways. Happy now ? -
It’s false weight. The pigging out probably put half a stone or more on. This is my 4th dry jan. last year I lost a stone in 2 weeks with a stone and a half by 4. Feb5th all back on again. BUT NOT THIS TIME [emoji6]
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more than likely
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isn't that the norm? i think my spinal cord would have to be severed to be impotent with regards to pleasuring oneself. she came back
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at least I'm not dyslexic you Honky man. Rars clart
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well, I hope everyone doing dry Jan is doing well. I have lost 7lb already (ok, it's just water) and my back is better for it. This will be the first time dieting for my health and not just to look good for the ladies, so I will probably do it this time as "for the ladies" was never rally a motivator as I am happily married and impotent.
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ok, another stupid question. can u just use the same size circlips in place of the original E clips?
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I didn’t think to take your thread literally. Here is my bench if you can see it
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An ignoramous like me has to learn from somewhere Spud. I’ve only just stopped using a hammer for screws
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i've certainly used before without a problem, used them again and just a little too loose, and thrown them away because buggered
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cheers. I thought I was fecking the clip up removing it with a screwdriver (I was) but didn't know they were single use so thought I needed this tool to do it properly. thanks
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so circlips are the ones with a hole on the end?
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so what are they then? I have seen the above pliers on you tube work for exactly these clips. as far as I am aware that is why there are different head, ie for the ones with a hole in, but I'm no expert so will be grateful for your advice
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No, these
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No more e-clips pinging off into the unknown
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Actually, having just looked in the mirror, that bloke isn’t far off me[emoji26]
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My wife is joining me thang god. I want to fit into my summer swimwear again
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well i've been really feeling my age this year so i have decided that no alcohol shall pass my lips until i am 2 and a half stones lighter. My spondylosis is even making it difficult to scratch my arse. last dry jan i lost a stone and a half so i reckon 2.5 will take 2-3 months.
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having bought a Sugihara Pro Solid 20″ 3/8 bar with Stihl Ripping 3/8 .063 chain i just returned to my original Lo pro set up. ok it might snap from time to time but it cuts like a hot knife thru butter. quicker in the long run just repairing the links 3 or 4 times a year
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Could anyone hear a whistle where you are? 6 blasts is the distress call. I wonder how joe bloggs walking his dog would react to a flare? I would but I’m special [emoji8]
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MOD wound dressings (cheap as chips) and always have your phone on you
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We all self medicate. I’ve just self medicated on a bottle of red and a few whiskeys. smokers, eaters, whatever. I remember when AIDS came out and the Daily Mail readers of this world were saying self inflicted so fuck em. Diabetes, most cancer, heart attacks and strokes were apparently god given. There is no answer for the poor and down trodden. It’s the human condition It’s also genetic. In my family there is a link to cannabis and schizophrenia. My kids were brought up knowing it had ruined several members of our families lives. Mind you alcohol an d tobacco have ruined more
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Your GP has spent 9 years training and had “x” years in the job. He/she will no doubt, however, politely hear out your research
