My ex Captain was a monster of a man, typical Cavalry Officer. Whilst serving in Germany he was nearly killed when a Dutch APC, armoured personnel carrier, came out of a wood, crushed his car, which luckily was a Mercedes because that saved his life. Titanium plate in his skull and one in his leg. He was hospitalised for nearly 12 months, asked and received the metal pin out of his leg and had it made into a riding whip. When his Regiment was on Cyprus waiting for the Turkish invasion, mid 70s I think, he was commanding a troop of Ferret scout cars, all bombed up and ready. He decided Army rations weren't upto his standards, left the rest of the troop in situ, told his driver to drive to a nearby restaurant where he dined and then ordered enough good grub for the rest of the lads.
He came to stay with me over here in 2003, first time I'd seen him for 30 odd years. Got me gloriously pissed, finished at 0700 the following morning, I collapsed where I was, slept for a few hours in a coma, was ill for three days, not him, after two hours kip in a chair, he drove into town to replenish my completely emptied bar, he was as fresh as a daisy. I didn't realise he was Diabetic, hence the massive thirst. We went later that year to the French Game fair at Chateau Chambord where he demolished any drink that came into his orbit, we then went into town for a meal, entered a restaurant where he promptly fell through the door onto the floor, shouting in fluent French that he was thirsty and needed a drink. We didn't get served, went to the next restaurant in line, a Moroccan owned one, same scenerio without the grand entrance tumble, argued the toss with the increasingly irate Morocans, asked to leave this one, ended up at our hotel bar. He visited me again 2 years later after we again went to the Game Fair, by this time his reputation had got round my French neighbours who adored him, we had a steady flow of gawking villagers popping in to meet the aristocratic piss head. He asked to return a couple of years later, I made some excuse , my liver wouldn't have survived. When he visited his second home in Brittany where he hunted with a rather grand pack of pig hounds, he presented a bust of Napoleon to each of the joint masters of the pack at a hunt meal. It coincidently was the the anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar, that went down well with the French hosts! Napoleon is one who you don't extract the urine from in France. Lovely bloke, mad as a hatter and quite dangerous! He's still alive and living on Dartmoor.