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David Cropper

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  1. Me. Just to annoy you!
  2. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I'd wandered onto the thread about Christine Hendrix, or in your immortal words" big fat arse with dimples".
  3. From the girl or the poplar?
  4. Because we cant get out to buy plants, I've tried slicing ripe tomatoes and laying them into a shallow container with compost in. From 4 slices I've now got around 40 seedlings. I've already transplanted 6 into individual pots, it's a case of seeing what happens. They look heathly enough.
  5. Good girl.
  6. Not being funny mate, of the 2 of us, I’d suggest you’d have far greater success at the Paralympic Games than I. Your geographical handicap has resulted in political retardation. Ah, nice, Mr Johnson. Those two barbs may just liven up what looks like another dull day in purdah. I thank you, Sir. God bless you.
  7. Guildford? You were a WRAC? Oh dear.
  8. Other way round, John. Amberac is North of Angouleme.
  9. My friends live at Les Picots, 1 k from Amberac.
  10. Amberac is near to Aigre. Ambernac is not far from Confolens.
  11. You horrible sod! I nearly threw up over my wife!
  12. Try vinegar, slightly better flavour.
  13. I planted half a row of dwarf French beans under glass 9 days ago. They're already up and going like hellfire. I keep them under cover because of the mice, seems to really work for me. They seem to grow twice as fast from when I had them on my allotment in Dorset. Not dissimilar winter and Spring weather as Dorchester where we lived.
  14. I'm going to sound ancient now! At 17, £3 per week, 17 and a half £7, then the 50 pence a day " Danger money" for being in Ireland. When I got posted back to England, by Christ didn't I miss the 50p!
  15. I still ain't getting in the barrel!
  16. I suspect that there isn't room in the barrel.
  17. That is why I omitted your name. Blatantly sexualising this thread for your own, rather seedy pleasures! A string of cabinboys awaiting your every sordid whim. You, Sir, are a disgrace to the uniform you're very nearly wearing.
  18. Never Skipper!
  19. I had a strange vision of Trigger, Otter and Gimlet setting sail in an ex China Station Gunboat bought off EBay and firing at the hoards of migrants whilst attempting to repel boarders of the Leninist persuasion.
  20. I suspect our left wing colleagues on this forum are having a lie in this morning. Normally they'd be on these last statements like a rash!
  21. I bet you were on about the same wage when you joined the Army in 76.
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