the village idiot
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FSC certification and the small business
the village idiot replied to Tom at Heartwood's topic in Milling Forum
:lol: What's the general consensus on 'Grown in Britain'? Do you think it will become the accepted standard? Should I be joining up? -
Cheap as chips?
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Done! Glad I bit the bullet and went for the multi-pack of spirit levels:thumbup: I shall prepare the boudoire.
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Well played Sam, you've won all my firewood... Although I've just won it all back again, along with your wife, for having less wonky stacks😊
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I make cylindrical log seasoning cages from pallets and stock fencing. Domed they hold 0.8 cube, two cylinders high flat topped they hold 1.25 cube. Cost about £3 to make if you can pick up free pallets. They are basically a poor man's IBC cage. Only down side is I can't imagine they tip very well. Stole the concept from this very forum:thumbup:
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Another very brave and very honest update Sean. Keep posting! As you know Arbtalk is jam packed with bloody good dudes who are all rooting for you! I'm sure your head is a storm of thoughts and fears. Stick them in a post, because as with your recent 'intimate' experience, whatever the method of extraction, they're much better out than in!😊
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Well that's knackered the best titled thread of 2015 competition:thumbup:
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What coffee do you like and why thanks
the village idiot replied to mendiplogs's topic in The Lounge
I think Commando may have spent the evening sampling everyone's favourites😊 -
Yup, that's pretty much it Monday-Friday. Wouldn't dream of killing a Witch though! Do I look like an idiot?
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You'll have to describe it to me Nigel, no TV in the yurt. Mrs Idiot and I tend to while away the hours before rumpy-pumpy digesting our cabbage broth and De-lousing.
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Never heard of him.
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Sadly not the case with this one! I have to write my posts in Crayon, it's my carer who types them out. She's called Cynthia and she lives in a house.
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Welcome Johan. You will soon find that Tom D is the only person who actually talks any sense. The rest of us are just muppets.
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Here here!
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They wouldn't be able to afford the fuel to get there having spent all their pocket money on alloy wheels and exhausts that make them sound like a distressingly flatulant heiffer.
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Makes you proud to be a UK citizen doesn't it? How utterly pathetic!
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Will jeremy clarkson get the push no way he will
the village idiot replied to mendiplogs's topic in The Lounge
That's a very good point. I always thought Paganism was the be all and end all, and then SATAN joined the party and made things much more interesting!👿 Let's face it, religion would be pretty bloody dull without the big red dude to add some pizzazz. -
Ah! I believe they were inside. Maybe that's where they went wrong.
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Without wanting to short circuit the thread or make you feel flat, I am finding your battery puns positively in-terminal'able Mr Bolam. And by the way, that coat you are all too often having to get needs a damn good lithium ion!
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I cleared this lot out of a ditch that borders the wood. I am still looking for the culprit. If anyone knows an alcoholic, glue sniffing painter and decorator come computer technician that drives a reliant robin, shops at all major supermarkets, eats unhealthy amounts of crisps and uses hand moisturiser, please let me know.
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How much you be looking for for that there machine o' yours Scraggs?
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Big missed-steak!
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Do we know what the producer said to Clarkson?
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I put a few dry sticks in mine when the flames start to die down. Gives it a real boost and lasts for a lot longer.
