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TurtleWoods72

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  1. Hi Village, Sorry to hear you were duped by this scrotal sack. I'm amazed he got into a vehicle with a hung over man in an Alice Cooper gimp suit to be honest!
  2. Sobering thoughts Andy. I think a few of us will treat reading this thread as a warning shot to slow down, relax, watch our diets and stress levels and cut back on the things that 60 years ago would have been considered 'treats'. Modern living standards and cheapness of food and drink mean these things become staples in our diet. You can have too much of a good thing!
  3. So has anyone bagged this tree yet or shall I swoop in with my MS391 and shiny shoes?
  4. What would happen if a police dog caught a dog dogging? Whose rights would be infringed?
  5. Don't panic Mr Mainwaring.. It's all in hand. I've bought an Aldi puller, some cheap rope, an angle grinder and some plasters. It's comin' down in the mornin' Daddy days 'yeah!!'
  6. If it's this boring, I'm gonna chop my own Dixie off with my new Stihl, jus' to jazz ting up a bit. Aiiiiiiiiiiii!
  7. :thumbup1:I think it's a lovely tree, and the village is very 'Midsomer Murders' in setting (although I loathe the programme is has some nice English village locations). I think the tree should be saved. Print some T-shirts, start a petition, dance around it swinging corkers and then get the local rag to come on side. I want this tree to live. P.S. I admire your politeness and restraint in the face of some rather caustic retorts to your plea. I'd have bitten big time All power to the wonderful tree!
  8. I tried this technique and had little success. The wool cycle (it turns out) is too gentle and cooler than a standard wash, added to the fact it agitates the clothes (phones) less than a normal wash. As a result only two numbers (both taxis) and one picture of my shins and feet (a mistake) actually leached across. I tried again on a 3 hour 60 degree cotton wash with MUCH better results. Thanks Peter.
  9. Back off boys, I've already won the contract! Best news is he takes PayPal! Just one question, do I start chopping from the top or bottom for the best "tiiiiiiimmmmmmmbbbbbbbeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr"?
  10. No pictures showing the bar or chain, looks like he's cleaned it up for sale using a potato and a lump of coal. I wouldn't want it for £250. Ask him to publish a sticker with the year sticker shown.
  11. I'm trying to unsee that mental image of Richie in a bikini
  12. Steady on Richie, we're not all international jet-setters like you mate. Some of us have hungry saws to feed, and oil to put on the table
  13. Shavey, you're the Kevin McCloud of Arbtalk. What a wonderful idea! Or should that be the Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen?
  14. Found it in the small ads. Was initially dubious and did my research. All turned out to be kosha! A nice lady who was sadly widowed had been burgled and her late husbands saw taken in the raid. The insurance insisted on like for like replacement, and as she had no need for such a saw advertised it privately for a good discount. Even got the supplying dealers paperwork, PDI chitty and insurance paperwork with it. I am a very happy boy. As for the saw-off, I'm sure you'd win with your blue 'pro-monster' even with that ridiculous long murderers bar on it
  15. Here was the last one we held there...
  16. They're less than that new .. Aren't they?
  17. As a hobbyist 'sawsman' I'd have to just look in through the pub window and observe
  18. Good luck Jasper Willowhart! That's one hell of a name to spread around! You were obviously born to be a tree surgeon lol. I hope you find a position somewhere, nice to see a young man with some gumption and initiative.
  19. Shavey/TDC
  20. What's the outlay, what would you be buying, what's your business model and who will your customers be?
  21. ...and then have a massive Stroke/Heart Attack.
  22. Sounds about right
  23. I think Benny's a sock puppet and has vanished.

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