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    A pic or 2 or a little walk round vid with some idea of scale is also handy for pricing stumps. Of course they don’t reveal that length of buried railway track hidden about 6” from the top right through to Australia .
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    And if the conversation starts with ‘we are getting at least 10 quotes to prune our cherry tree’ deftly sidestep to the next enquiry on your list.
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    Big Ron hasn’t actually said he’s processing and selling it on, it may be for his own use. Course if he is reselling he’ll be on the registered approved database.
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    The ceo of the nfu trousered 2 million last year. I took my business elsewhere several years ago, I’m not subsidising someone’s cayman island.
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    The original mrs oldwoodcutter hated making sandwiches. New mrs oldwoodcutter makes delicious ones, half the stuff inside them I’ve never even heard of, but they’re good. Sadly never really had a bag , this is what she puts em in .
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    As much as I’d like to quench your thirst for knowledge, I’m going to have to pass on these two questions. If you’re an employer, sort that out yourself.
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    Young friend of mines got what he calls a drifter, you may have seen these bangers with unusually wide tyres, and lengths of strapping hanging out of the bumpers. Well he broke down and a biker offered him a lift, but with no spare helmet he none the less accepted the ride, wearing the familiar baseball cap on back to front as youngsters do nowadays. The biker, not too used to having someone on the back lost it on the dual carriageway but escaped injury . My friend was not so lucky, passing motorists that were giving him attention said he deteriorated rapidly after they turned his head the right way round.
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    At least he’s having a go out there, got a van and a little chipper, yes he’s probably undercutting the competition, but no doubt we all did when we first started out on that long and winding road.
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    As some of you already know, there is a new Mrs Oldwoodcutter in my life. She’s very good at some things, but cookings not one of them. She put some daffodil bulbs in my hotpot, thinking they were onions I’d left in the kitchen. I’m still in hospital but getting better, the doctors say I should be out in the spring.
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    A good friend of mine, who spent his whole life working alone amongst cattle was gored and trampled on by a bull, according to the autopsy/coroners report. He didn’t come in for his lunch and his daughter found him after a search down their fields. My own grandfather, who early in his life worked with cows, told me in old age that he never went near a bull without a 2 tined fork in his hand.
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    Footnote: The amount of vans at Wyton has trebled, they must have acquired every used gas van in the country, and then some.
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    Had a bit of an accident yesterday, blinkin lorry carrying load of toilet rolls smashed into me. I went to a& e for a check over and after being given the once over I was discharged. Docs said it was only a soft tissue issue.
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    Had a letter from a firm of solicitors advising me that a distant relative had died and bequeathed me his very rare WW2 pilots watch, which apparently is in mint condition. I thought this has got to be a wind up.
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    Not Norfolk, every village has at least 3 different smiley transit tree trucks, all undercutting each other
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    There’s about 20 x bigger British Gas vans and 50 little BG vans on Wyton airfield at the moment, along with around a million s/h cars if you wanna cut out the middle man
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    This is my micrometer and digital calipers set up
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    I’m having trouble following this load of old cods.
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    The little Camon or Rayco will soon start earning its keep for you if you keep sharp teeth at the front. If you’ve got a very thick skin and plenty of clauses in your contract, through the house jobs can be profitable, if you go where angels fear to tread so to speak. Personally I steer well clear of those jobs nowadays, as usually the householder is prowling around the kitchen, mobile in hand videoing every step through. The chummy, understanding client at the pricing stage very soon turns into the customer from hell on the day, despite your very best efforts.
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    300 feet run, and 12ft high is no half hour job even for a professional. Any takers for £450 - crack on mate
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    Hedge cutting is an art built up over a many years. If you want it just smashed down then £450 about right. For a first rate job expect to pay twice that .

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