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oldwoodcutter

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  1. When out quoting as soon as I see a potential customer come shuffling round the corner in crocs, I think oh god , here we go again wait for it
  2. You won’t find many established tree firms giving out hourly rates for anything, especially hedges . You’re best off asking a local gardener if it’s a small straightforward hedge. If it’s big a tree firm will come out , and after a careful inspection and a few well chosen questions, will give you a quote for the whole job, take it or leave it.
  3. I can only hope I live long enough to see a resurgence to the heady days of coming home each evening to listen to at least 5 or 6 messages on the land line inviting us to go and take money off customers wanting tree work and they’re not bothered much about the price as long as you dont quote pikey prices and you can do it within the next month or 2.
  4. The local turners and carver groups used to craze us for yew, you’d fanny about sorting and stacking nice pieces to one side, only for them to come over and pick holes in it and to generally dismiss it as not worth much at all. The last straw was when a couple of members from the carver and turner groups met me up the woodyard to discuss terms, and out of the corner of my eye I noticed them winking at each other during my negotiations . Not falling for that old chestnut too many times it’s now all through the chipper or firewooded.
  5. I’d have that cherry right out Ben as the roots will only get worse, and get stump ground out . The palms alright, unlikely to cause problems below ground.
  6. They’ve been doing what?
  7. All quiet on the Western Front , even the crows haven’t woken up yet
  8. That takes me back a bit, some of the raf lads up at Marham were detailed to blast walnut shells through the jet planes for their entire shift. It was a job they hated and looked upon it as punishment meted out by some vindictive officer.
  9. The only way Cliff is to swallow your pride and go back and finish the job to the spec you quoted and Mr Twat accepted. I used to be able to smell customers like yours a mile away at the quotation stage, but still managed to get tangled up with the occasional one, which my white hair, and lack of it, will verify
  10. It’s nearly 30 years since I was , picking up my daughters.
  11. Certainly is, I used to sit in my car to pick my daughters up and enjoy watching the fights in the car park at chucking out time, better than match of the day some Saturday nights
  12. Talking of milk floats, I faced up to a large gang of pikies once who were trying to grab all my kit roadside over at Walpole Highway. I overheard my son in law say to the staff afterwards , he’s got a lot of bottle to do that . I piped up that i used to be a milkman, which lightened the mood somewhat.

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