Jump to content

Log in or register to remove this advert

RobRainford

Veteran Member
  • Posts

    5,236
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by RobRainford

  1. i have the stein one, nice jacket, the long zip vents on the underarms are a godsend when the weather is warm but you have to wear the jacket!
  2. Sex is the best way to lose weight. Look how many calories you can burn: TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES With her agreement (2 cal) Without her agreement (687 cal) TAKING OFF THE BRA With both hands (8 cal) With one hand (12 cal) With one hand being slapped (37 cal) With the mouth (85 cal) PUTTING ON THE CONDOM With erection (6 cal) Without erection (515 cal) PRELIMINARIES Trying to find the clitoris (8 cal) Trying to find G spot (92 cal) Not giving a **** (0 cal) WHEN DOING IT Holding her up (12 cal) Just on the floor (8 cal) POSITIONS Daddy-Mummy (12 cal) 69 laying (18 cal) 69 standing up (212 cal) Wheelbarrow (416 cal) Italian chandelier (912 cal) HAVING AN ORGASM Real (112 cal) Fake (315 cal) POST ORGASM Staying in bed (18 cal) Jumping off the bed (36 cal) Explaining why she jumped off the bed (816 cal) GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION Between 16 and 19 years of age (12 cal) from 20 to 29 (36 cal) from 30 to 39 (108 cal) from 40 to 49 (324 cal) from 50 to 59 (972 cal) over 60 (2916 cal) PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES Quietly (32 cal) Being in a hurry (98 cal) With her husband opening the door (2218 cal)
  3. Camerawoman was wearing it! still got it, but changed to XTC whilst climbing at college and prefer it, had a bit of a play in my container today with the blaze but it felt too thin! I just keep it as a spare! you will pick more up. im like a magpie!
  4. a tryout day at myerscough we could, they dont let us anymore, its branches are all shiny! would like to have a go up the monster beech up there one day though! Another climbing day is in order! thats a different thread though!
  5. couple more images, one is the aerial rescue practice, all the trees were like that, tall and good to climb! second is the first day of getting all my new kit, just playing in the little sycamore in the garden, i wish everything was still that shiny!
  6. they were all nice big single stemmed syccies! big green ladders! and the odd oak but i didnt like climbing them as they didnt have as many branches!
  7. heres a couple from my CS38 course back in 2009! didnt get any of me climbing, as i had the camera!
  8. The moral of the story is: Silky all the way! Forgot to answer the question.
  9. dont grow up, just get bigger toys!
  10. I thought it was cool too! It must have taken a lot of time for someone to do that!
  11. I'll be taking delivery of a cs100 this week. Had a demo and thought it was ace. Good price and it's a very well put together machine
  12. It would have to be later in the afternoon. I'm out for the morning and unsure when I'd be back. Im free for some time tomorrow evening
  13. 1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 80% of the price. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Maths In 1990 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is £80. How much was his profit? 4. Teaching Maths In 2000 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 5. Teaching Maths In 2005 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the logger cut down their homes just for a measly profit of £20. 6. Teaching Maths In 2009 A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the application for the felling license. He is also fined £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it is deemed too dangerous and could cut something. He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target.When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail again the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a departure BBQ of squirrel and pheasant and leave behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting.The forester on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor. Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and fined before he realizes that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life? 7. Teaching Maths In 2010 A logger doesn't sell a lorry load of timber because he can't get a loan to buy a new lorry because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub-prime mortgages in Surrey and lost the lot, with only some government money left to pay a few million-pound bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses.The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry. However, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it. Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the governments expense. Following their holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay £1,500 registration fees as a gang master.The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonuses are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances.You do the maths. 8. Teaching Maths In 2017. What language will you need the question in?
  14. I wouldn't take it out with me if I bought one. I've got an iPhone for on my travels! There's been a few times when I would love an iPad. When I'm sat lazing around it would be easier to hold than a laptop! I wouldn't pay £100 just to be able to stick something smaller than my fingertip in a gadget!
  15. no question is stupid, just ask them!
  16. mine doesnt mind. i just say its work related! im not as much an addict like others on here, but im following in their footsteps!
  17. i have one of these for work Phone Product Detail - Nokia 2220 Slide Black for 30 squid its easy enough to replace i have an iphone too for personal stuff, ive had 6 iphones, never broken one (touch wood)! had a few in warranty replacements. ive ven dropped it out the tree deliberately onto some woodchip and its been fine! dont use any cases, just an inviisbleshield! i find nokias, any model, are fairly bombproof!
  18. iPad with wifi only ~440£ iPad wifi +3G (mobile Internet) ~540 That's for 16gb memory. Add about 50-60 for double the memory. If I could afford it. I would have had one ages ago. Great for Internet browsing and has some good apps. I have a ho touchsmart laptop. It's a touchscreen but still a laptop to me
  19. looks like his cousins been at it too!
  20. i bet hes got short fingernails! turn the chute upright and hes got a nice gravity fed chipper! chip spreads itself out, no hassle about removing covers when you need to change the blades. Plus, out of every branch he puts in he gets a little one for his fire! double win!
  21. 'its so easy even grandad can do it!'
  22. ive used portland braid since last august, been happy with it, nice and lightweight and works good for either natural or pulley rigging.
  23. does the 6000 include them chewing it off instead of using tools? for that cost get a new chipper! for it to warp it would have needed some serious heat and some serious force, they arent made of paper!
  24. i too would like to see an arb related fungi book. I enjoy fungi already and how different they are and like to learn about them. but when i come to look for how it affects trees, its very scarce information, i would definately be down for a copy of it all, in depth sections and in the field bits. Learning the terminology of the fungi helps with their identification. A book/database that would tie a few areas together which are very closely linked in nature but not on paper would be great for anybody.
  25. I'm sure it could be sorted. Could always hide it in a big hole in the ground

About

Arbtalk.co.uk is a hub for the arboriculture industry in the UK.  
If you're just starting out and you need business, equipment, tech or training support you're in the right place.  If you've done it, made it, got a van load of oily t-shirts and have decided to give something back by sharing your knowledge or wisdom,  then you're welcome too.
If you would like to contribute to making this industry more effective and safe then welcome.
Just like a living tree, it'll always be a work in progress.
Please have a look around, sign up, share and contribute the best you have.

See you inside.

The Arbtalk Team

Follow us

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.