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felixthelogchopper

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  1. Or possibly the 2 tonne battering ram that you should be already safely locked inside?
  2. The easiest answer is a proceeds of crime order, ie if their profits are increased by X then take that away on top of the fine and criminal record.
  3. Not a good idea to advertise that, Matty. Remember Tony Martin.
  4. I have an extra cigar lighter socket in the back of my 4x4 into which I plug a magnetic LED worklight, fixing it on top of the roof to shine over the trailer. Works for me putting the trailer away after dark but it isn't instant.
  5. Sorry, Khriss. Saving all my half quids for Xmas.
  6. Mate, I'm so pleased she's doing well.
  7. Have you tried Osram Night Breaker bulbs? They are a vast improvement on standard halogen bulbs.
  8. Bit harsh, Matty............ ....I'm not saying you're wrong, mind.
  9. Thinking out of the box, if you'll pardon the pun. I like that.
  10. You're just jealous that fairies don't give you the horn. ?
  11. I did have suspicions that I might have been paraphrasing.
  12. Didn't Dr Johnson say 'When a man is tired of nob gags, he is tired of life'?
  13. I did momentarily wonder if the girth was due to being splayed out like a dum dum round by a Matelot-esque jizz explosion. Negligent discharge, anyone?
  14. Sounds like your weekend outfit, mate.
  15. A good starting point is that if it's on Treebay and being sold by somebody called Sonny or Junior then it's probably nicked.
  16. Good insoles are a must as you lose a lot of heat to the ground.
  17. Virgin.
  18. Looks like you were pleased to be there.
  19. Or any other Facebook tree work page.
  20. Different strokes for different folks. I don't bother interacting with trolls because when somebody is so desperate for attention that they deliberately try to provoke argument or upset I don't fan their ego. If other people do then that is up to them and I respond to them if I find their posts amusing. You'll never find everything to your taste on any forum, nor will I. I don't see the point in reacting to everything when I can enjoy my time more by reading something else.
  21. I think you may have missed my point. The troll I refer to is the one you are defending. Live by the sword, et cetera et cetera.

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