felixthelogchopper
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Everything posted by felixthelogchopper
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That's mean. Why would you call your child Sixtus Bellend, unless it's an old family name?
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You could ask him why, if he is as pro-life as he makes out, his hedge fund company have invested so heavily in the morning after pill.
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Blasphemer! The talents of our Lord Bolam are many and wonderous to behold, from take downs in his underpants to virtuoso performances on the air 200t.
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I never let that stop me.
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I laughed so hard that tears ran down my legs.
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I suspect Mr Cameron may have been concerned that UKIP were going to start doing rather better than usual if he hadn't. -
That one is true.
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That's what they want you to think.
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Arthur or Martha?
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He might not be that far along the process yet.
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I was feeling left out so I now identify as female on Ladies night at any local nightclub. Free drinks are free drinks, after all. ?
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It's bloody difficult to split logs wearing a dress, apparently.
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Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
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Don't anybody else say his name. ffs. That's how Beetlejuice worked as well.
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Remove all the empty Stella cans?
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A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mum home ?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard ? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant !!" The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges £500 for the bull and £50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
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If he wasn't before, he was after.
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Given the severity, I suspect his socks were in danger too.
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Can I get an Amen?
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I had similar with cramp but found that a glass of tonic water in the evening cured it. Well, it was either the tonic water or the Bombay Sapphire in it. As a bonus, the lime wedge means I've never had Scurvy either.
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Good waxed cotton, regularly reproofed? I have a Drizabone which is handy for keeping the rain off myself and my rifle.
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Are air dried logs to be made illegal?
felixthelogchopper replied to Woodworks's topic in Firewood forum
Suppose I got caught with a couple of net bags of air dried logs in the boot by the babylon; could I just claim it was for personal use? -
Are air dried logs to be made illegal?
felixthelogchopper replied to Woodworks's topic in Firewood forum
Brings a whole new meaning to 'dropping a log' though.
