Tommy_B
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Check boots for dog crap before you go up!!! Rather than smelling something funny for the rest of the day!!!
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You should have said for £30 I go up then come back down agian!!!
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Very nice mate. You must have been happy that day!!!
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Nice job mate!!
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Its more a desire to not see any more of that cowboy!!!
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Taking rope out of a Lime tree, standing there in harness with branches all over floor and a bloke came over and asked me if I was strimming!?!
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Gay Cowboy knows its a good job,close the thread or you'll all be draggin brush for him in your Y fronts CLOSE THE THREAD CLOSE THE THREAD CLOSE THE THREAD!!!
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Ha ha!! I nearly fouled myself laughing!!! If the gay cowboy says its a good job......
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It's a fine line between genius and insanity Matt!!!
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The first episode. "Every week we have to clean up a branch thats fallen on a car" Yeah, Probably you lot dropping em on them!!! There is a chance that this is the best TV show ever!!!
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A plane sits on the runway as the passenger wait for the captain to get on. The passengers look out the window and see the captain and co-pilot walking very slowly with white canes and guide dogs towards the plane. All the passengers laugh nervously as the plane starts to slowly taxi to the end on the runway. The passengers are getting slightly nervous as the plane gathers speed untill 200ft from the end of the runway, the passengers all scream and the plane pulls up sharply. All of a sudden the plane is in the air and all the holiday makers are cheering and hugging each other. Up in the cockpit the captain turns to the co-pilot and says "One of these days they're not gonna scream and we aren't gonna make it!!"
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I'm gonna have to get some more saws, None of mine have good kick-back!!!
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Not sure I'd wanna use a pair of spikes that had been dropped 80ft!!!
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This is gonna sound like a stupid question, but what were your lecturers doing?? Did they actually encourage that??
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Thats absolutley classic!! The bull rope cracked me up!! It looks like a bit of sash cord!!!:scared1:
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My mate went to a job and the woman said Gypos had knocked on the door and told her that the purple beech in the front garden needed to come out. She replied that she didn't have a purple beech, only a purple plum. The Gypo replied, They aren't plums hanging from it, They're the fruit of the purple beech!!!1:scared1: Everytime I look at one now, I check for fruit!!!
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i find one of those dirty burgers from roadside trailers, served by someone who looks like an extra from The League of Gentlemen, normally does the trick!!!
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:dito: That is just plain wrong!!!
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:clap: I stand corrected!!!!
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We had an "emergency" job, the woman on the phone said it would take a morning, so we packed up polesaws climbing kits and lowering ropes. We got to the address and were met with an apple tree that would have struggled to reach 8ft. I thought it was hilarious, somehow, the boss disagreed!!
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One job we went to, one of the kids in the house came out with a little toy Stihl and we managed to convince an elderly, (bit dopey) gardener that we used it for intricate tree work and small reductions!!
