Khriss
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Yr In ? everything you need to know to order the parts. Obvs a 7 tooth drive sprocket, you can go up one tooth if you want a faster cut. K
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Yea but wheres the fun in that. K
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Mr Stubby..... You always trot that one out every time yr self assement tax is due ? K
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Single malt and beretta ? K
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Meeting these old boyz is a pleasure, met Richard Wilson in a theatre and you could tell he just was waiting for me ta say ' I dont believe it ! " aint never as its a night out and who wants reminding of last years old job? K
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He has them all ? Mine are more sweary ? K
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To be truthful Mr Stubby's acting is marginally bettrer than Sir Roger Moore'..... K
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Yr NOT Jason Bourne.... An yr not in Yr Aston Martin DB 8 ..... Pay attention Bond ? K
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Though i know a little birdie remarked on Sophia Loren walking out of the water in Dr No........ So dont say 'No' Mr Stubby ? K
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"shilling in the meter missus... Oooo behave, I am NoT that sort of girl! I will ave you know!! " Oddly i am more Fat boy Slim to Mr Stubby's Gracie Fields...... Appen ? K
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Allo Allo was most hilarious writing ever. Aint Arf Hot Mum was dirty pleasure but Allo Allo was genius by Croft and Co. K
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... Shit.... Got to go and watch the ' Italian Job' now.... Just classic. Couldnt ever do that over. K
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Queen and Country Mr Stubby! OFFICIAL Secrets Act ! Dont shoot until you zee the whites of their eyes and yr only supposed to blow the bloody doors off ? K
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He fells a tree faster than a lightning bolt' an snedds a conifer like a demon..... Then you spend 2 hours setting up his Iphone for the 'Archers'..... ? K
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See the stealth on that, he on you before you notice him, Silent Slippers Stubby we call him, yr dead before you blink ? K
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Mr Stubby, yr always my legend. Appen. K
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Bloody right @Ratman tho my bamboo rissotoe is best you will get south of the River, K ( bit tart sometimes, though, chew harder i say)
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Oddly people find me hilareous, no idea why but i do know how to show a girl a good time if she knows her Whitworth spanner sizes and at least brings a good emmolient ? K
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Story of my life ? k
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Actually Sam, the gf would find it in an instant in the Series 2, only so many rags you can claim as dip stick wipes ? K
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...... Right by South Mimms services M25 ? K
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It was 2 sugars....... That was All it was..... Tell No Tales, I . K ( dont even like sugar ?)
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I have seen enuff of what some people will do. To last me a lifetime and they werent Moslem...... K ( if it werent for the job i was doing at the time, would have been blood on that street corner)
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I actually had similar rep around Chelmsford On a Council contract, would actually knock doors asking fr a brew as ' we are just pruning back these street trees for the council love, gasping for a cuppa' the guys were astonished how the Northern charm worked! K ( must admit i had to hand over my mobile number to rather a lot of old dears........... ?)
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Back to the thread for Sams sanity sake....... Worked with two female arbs, one was jolly hockey sticks lass, bit stout but handy on the ground saws and a worker, other was little whip of a girl, rock climber at weekends - all over a tree but not really interested in result. K
