Mesterh

"ohh twenty" Always will be.

I didnt want to say in front of anyone but I thought this was the time and place:thumbup1: B'strd..

I had a poster of that on my wall as a young lad! Yoda looks fantastic:thumbup1: wish I had even a remote chance of doing something like that.

I bought some dowels that were infected with lions mane I think. They are still in the fridge and prob past there sell buy:blushing: I am a lazy sod!

That sounds like a transformer, robots in disguise! Dont own any of the above vehicles but they do look pants when fitted with an alloy back, your way of keeping it looking orignal does sound like a really good plan:thumbup1:

I like that idea sounds good:thumbup1:

The answer is 42.

[quote name=hamadryad;246767 You bosses think you would take 30k a year tommorow for a climbers position? BS you have NO idea what it is like to be told that you dont know your job as well as the boss' date=' that all those mind numbingly dull tedious boring and mundane jobs are YOURS cos your on good money, you will have to go and work in the rain and the snow and all the other sh.... while the boss has a "catch up in the office day"[/quote] And you assume that we havent been in that position why? I did all that crap for years for A LOT less than £120 a day. Tbh I know of no climbers on 30K a year, in this area anyhow. And I doubt there are many subies on that either.

Your all blind! It says Jenson to me

I think that bit sums it up, so there isnt much that can be done.

You aint wrong there, tis the devils work.

I'd leave it be tbh. Its an ugly looking tree but got some character. not many roots on propsed building side and doesnt look like it will start to take off and put loads more down. Will fall away from building so no threat there. But, that doesnt pay the bills so fell it, replant and earn some money:thumbup1:

Pollarding no, topping, well maybe.

Well we all cant be as intelligent as me mate:thumbup1:

I like a non-sticky stick.

You need to learn to spell mate its"chondrostereum purpureum" Amateurs:001_rolleyes:

Ooops forget my hammer bashing if it is an alloy flywheel:blushing: Nut splitters instead maybe.

If you have some oxy/acetylene at hand then jobs a quick un, if not try as above with a larger allen/star drive. Give the thread of the bolt a scrub with a wire brush and a good soak in plus gas. If all else fails and you aint much at hand, lots of hits with a lump hammer and a cold chisel to break the nut will do it. Will take ALOT of effort though.

"i am glad i am not alone in the world of going for a walk and picking a stick, its got to be the right one, you cant just grab any old one, you want the one that doesnt come with out a fight, i might snap couple of of contenders first, but i just laugh at them and discard them into the undergrowth, i am like a dog taking a dump in a foot ball field, it needs to find the right spot, its not just a big area of grass, it will circle circle circle, yep this is the spot start to crouch, nope not quite right, another couple of circles, always clock wise, ah thats it just there, like the perfect crapping spott ritual i have my pefect stick ritual, i wade out the nettle embankment, triumphant stick in hand, discarding loose chippings with my feet like a dog spreading its scent, i gallop at first, invigerated in my prize, then i slow down and unsheath my knife, knocking off the little nodes as i go, one by one. BUT wait, this stick is too good for flicking,jabbing,or even whacking, this fine specimen is a SPEAR, oh yes feel the grip, feel the knuckles along its length, i must point this beast, as i whittle the end in gay abandment, mouth salivating and i slurp the excess saliva down and concentrate, then i realise my long pointy spike is flimsy, i must slow down and get the end back on centre and more solid for i may find a kill along the way, i must sit down and appreciate the beauty of my shaft.." Surely thats poetry and worthy of a publication:thumbup1:

I've destroyed many a thing by thinking "Yeah a little tweak with this should sort it!"

It would be us I bet. I base this on a case where a tree company where fined for felling some tpo'd trees. Now the work was for a large building contractor who 'should' have gotten permission and then got the tree man in. The judge ruled that the tree firm where responsible since they are the professionals in regards to tree work where the construction company arent. So I would assume that in this case Rik is the pro and the customer is a numpty if it goes t*** up.

I like a man with highly polished nuts:thumbup1:

I also bought one of those but feck know's where its gone:confused1: I prefer to use nothing since whatever type I buy disappears with 35 seconds so its pointless!

Always knew you were a pikey:sneaky2: Welcome to the 21st century:thumbup: