Making the news today....

[Kent Arboreal]

I find I don't have a great deal of sympathy for the whining and moaning from Brits abroad caught up in this coronavirus travel disruption.
 
Nor do I particularly support their aspirations to be repatriated.
 
Iffum you've chosen to travel overseas at a time when the outbreak was known, then you are where you are by your own design.... 
 
I'll concede a very limited amount of sympathy for those that had travelled before the outbreak was notified but not so much as would translate to support for their movement back into the UK until they are certified clean.  
 
The lessons that should have been learnt from the transcontinental transmission of Spanish flu seem to have been completely overlooked.
 
Just stay at home and cut out all that European kissing malarky.     
 
 

Cheery

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

2 hours ago, Kent Arboreal said:

 

Cheery

 

I’m a miserable bastard.... What do you expect?

[Mark J]

Man who exposed his penis in public apologises for being a Conservative MP

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A man who exposed his penis in public has today made a statement in which he apologised for being a Conservative...

 

 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

5 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Man who exposed his penis in public apologises for being a Conservative MP

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A man who exposed his penis in public has today made a statement in which he apologised for being a Conservative...

 

 

Are you actually James O’Brien??

[openspaceman]

Here's one that seems odd to me:

 

Motorists remove barriers to avoid 28-mile detour

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Immovable barriers are installed at the site of roadworks due to last all year.

 

While they're sitting pondering what to do for 45 weeks why can't they stick the bed of an old low loader and some armco sides over the culvert and control traffic with lights and a weight/width limit?

[Stere]

Hyde park morgue

 

Bloomberg - Are you a robot?

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Get some  diggers in start digging a plague pit?

[HuntingHicap]

17 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

I find I don't have a great deal of sympathy for the whining and moaning from Brits abroad caught up in this coronavirus travel disruption.

 

Nor do I particularly support their aspirations to be repatriated.

 

Iffum you've chosen to travel overseas at a time when the outbreak was known, then you are where you are by your own design.... 

 

I'll concede a very limited amount of sympathy for those that had travelled before the outbreak was notified but not so much as would translate to support for their movement back into the UK until they are certified clean.  

 

The lessons that should have been learnt from the transcontinental transmission of Spanish flu seem to have been completely overlooked.

 

Just stay at home and cut out all that European kissing malarky.     

 

 

Train don't stop Camborne on Wednesdays...

[Commando]

Jethro is hanging up the mic this year. Giving up the stand up![emoji57]

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

1 hour ago, Commando said:

Jethro is hanging up the mic this year. Giving up the stand up!

Age got the better of him.  The old videos and recordings still crack me up though....

[Khriss]

13 hours ago, openspaceman said:

Here's one that seems odd to me:

 

Motorists remove barriers to avoid 28-mile detour

WWW.BBC.CO.UK

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Immovable barriers are installed at the site of roadworks due to last all year.

 

While they're sitting pondering what to do for 45 weeks why can't they stick the bed of an old low loader and some armco sides over the culvert and control traffic with lights and a weight/width limit?

Cos THAT would be too fucking simple fella! Must be 2000 ton of Bailey bridge laid abt the UK, 50 MBT BL sections and these clueless wankers in. dot. GOV couldnt even fill a sandbag without instructions written on it. K