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[sime42]

1 hour ago, Mesterh said:

Is it this one. 🤣

 

 

 

 

What on earth?

 

Is that why this is the last time it's going to be in the Olympics?

 

 

[Mesterh]

16 minutes ago, openspaceman said:

Heretic

I was only joking. 

 

Apparently, when we die we are are automatically signed up up to the big forum in the sky where we can argue to the end of days on how to make the best cheese toastie.

I'm pushing a dash of wash ya sister sauce for at least 5 squllion years 

 

[peds]

4 minutes ago, Mesterh said:

we can argue to the end of days on how to make the best cheese toastie...

 

In a frying pan. Throw the toastie machine away.

[Yournamehere]

Get one of those over-sized bread rolls - big air bubbles inside, not a bagette - cut it in half, lightly toast it, melt cheese on the base, 3 slices of streaky b on that, top with blackcurrant jam, enjoy.

Thank me later.

 

[AHPP]

52 minutes ago, openspaceman said:

Heretic

 

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

[Mesterh]

54 minutes ago, peds said:

 

In a frying pan. Throw the toastie machine away.

I've just bought a brevillie 3 in 1, it does waffle's and everything!

Only Satan would make a cheese toastie in a frying pan. Just saying, like. Ok plus, It's all in black and white in  genesis 24:103,  if you did your research you would know.

 

[peds]

Ah, if it does waffles too, that's a different matter. What's the third thing?

 

But honestly, frying pan or, ideally, a flat-top or plancha, or griddle. But those aren't really that common in home kitchens, so... frying pan. 

[Stubby]

8 hours ago, Mesterh said:

 

When you're dead, you're dead.

 

That's the bit I was alluding to . I can't prove it of course but its what I believe .

[peds]

1 hour ago, Stubby said:

That's the bit I was alluding to . I can't prove it of course but its what I believe .

 

But it's still eternal. So everyone is right!

[Stubby]

14 minutes ago, peds said:

 

But it's still eternal. So everyone is right!

I would have thought so but , as I said before I can't prove it either way .