Making the news today....

[peds]

I kind of wonder, too, if... when I get to Heaven... will my Grandma be in her 80s, the half-crippled old gal in a semi-assisted retirement village, where they picked a different inmate each week to sacrifice and she decided to just stop going to the funerals because, really, why would you f*cking bother? ... who absolutely adored me and the soft boiled egg and toast soldiers I learned to make her... and I loved her with every fibre of my 7 year old soul...

 

Or would she be a gorgeous slip of a girl in her 20s, married to a dashing young airman in the RAF... who I never knew?

 

Because if it's the former, it doesn't sound much like Heaven for her... and if it's the latter, well... sure, I guess I'd love to get to know her again, but... 

I don't know. It just doesn't seem like a particularly well-thought-out system.

 

And no dogs?! F*ck right off! Leave me in the ground for eternity, I don't want any part of your idiotic afterlife club.

 

Oh baby, do you know what that's worth?

Oh, heaven is a place on Earth!

[Yournamehere]

6 minutes ago, peds said:

I kind of wonder, too, if... when I get to Heaven... will my Grandma be in her 80s, the half-crippled old gal in a semi-assisted retirement village, where they picked a different inmate each week to sacrifice and she decided to just stop going to the funerals because, really, why would you f*cking bother? ... who absolutely adored me and the soft boiled egg and toast soldiers I learned to make her... and I loved her with every fibre of my 7 year old soul...

 

Or would she be a gorgeous slip of a girl in her 20s, married to a dashing young airman in the RAF... who I never knew?

 

Because if it's the former, it doesn't sound much like Heaven for her... and if it's the latter, well... sure, I guess I'd love to get to know her again, but... 

I don't know. It just doesn't seem like a particularly well-thought-out system.

 

And no dogs?! F*ck right off! Leave me in the ground for eternity, I don't want any part of your idiotic afterlife club.

 

Oh baby, do you know what that's worth?

Oh, heaven is a place on Earth!

Yep all of that plus what are people expected to do all day?

Most people are bored shitless by the time they're 80: now go and tell them they've got to sit through another 1000 years of cash in the attic, bargainhunt and the chase! They're not going to be happy with that, I can tell you.

[Mesterh]

1 hour ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Great, with the voice of Peter Griffin.

 

Someone described one part we saw there as watching a golden retriever rolling in fox crap.

Hey, those were my moves back in the 80's. The bitch stole them from me!

 

TBH I thought it was a piss take the first time I saw it.

 

 

 

[manco]

1 hour ago, Johnsond said:

I wish the firms I work for responsed as quick as you when it’s invoice time. Posted when we left the track and bang, back home bikes away and there you are 👍👍one of my lads was reading your posts out aloud in  the truck on the way home, right from the ridiculing the family name thing, they reckon your on it in regards the social media thing, a seasoned keyboard Meister lol 😂. 
Post up whatever it is you have to back up your accusations, don’t be shy now. 
 

clearly they are questioning if youre worth what youre charging them. im betting youre not.

might have known youd be a f*cking cyclist to add to the rest of your crimes

sounds about right, so full of yourself and your own self-righteousness and everyone else just thinks youre a useless tit

[Yournamehere]

2 hours ago, Whoppa Choppa said:

 

Just on a technicality here: eternity being endless is infinite: the number of grains of sand in a desert (which is, I suppose, what they are alluding to) is a very large but finite number: countable: not infinite.

So a big Q.I. klaxon to the maker of that meme.

Sorry but it's been annoying me all night.

As you were.

[Mesterh]

2 hours ago, Whoppa Choppa said:

 

Im fairly sure eternity only exists for photons, We on the other hand last for a fleeting flash.

When you're dead, you're dead.

 

[sime42]

23 minutes ago, manco said:

clearly they are questioning if youre worth what youre charging them. im betting youre not.

might have known youd be a f*cking cyclist to add to the rest of your crimes

sounds about right, so full of yourself and your own self-righteousness and everyone else just thinks youre a useless tit

 

Mate, gotta pull you up on one point there, you've gone too far this time. There's naught wrong with cyclists! Give yourself a shake. 😉

[openspaceman]

8 minutes ago, Mesterh said:

 

When you're dead, you're dead.

 

Heretic

[sime42]

1 hour ago, Mesterh said:

Is it this one. 🤣

 

 

 

 

What on earth?

 

Is that why this is the last time it's going to be in the Olympics?

 

 

[Mesterh]

16 minutes ago, openspaceman said:

Heretic

I was only joking. 

 

Apparently, when we die we are are automatically signed up up to the big forum in the sky where we can argue to the end of days on how to make the best cheese toastie.

I'm pushing a dash of wash ya sister sauce for at least 5 squllion years