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[tree-fancier123]

Hey Gimlet - what are your views on masturbation?

I'd prefer an in depth reply if you can spare the time and dont find it a taboo subject. Any theories on long term effects? Why do some men only stay celibate and or wank, yet others are always with women? Is it genetic? Will wanking save the glaciers?

[doobin]

1 hour ago, tree-fancier123 said:

Hey Gimlet - what are your views on masturbation?

I'd prefer an in depth reply if you can spare the time and dont find it a taboo subject. Any theories on long term effects? Why do some men only stay celibate and or wank, yet others are always with women? Is it genetic? Will wanking save the glaciers?

Of course it’s genetic. Wankers don’t breed!

But seriously. Have a quick read of the free ebook ‘your brain on porn’. It lays bare the effect modern porn has upon men’s dopamine systems. It’s not healthy. 

 

[Guest Gimlet]

All humans beings should stick to wanking. All the Earth's problems would then be solved within 70 years.

Edited April 21, 2020 by Gimlet

[Silverhooker]

But wont we run out of guide dogs, if what my mum said about it is true ! ?

Edited April 21, 2020 by Silverhooker
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[kevinjohnsonmbe]

14 hours ago, Mark J said:

He means, I suggest, that the 'virus' are people of non-white skin colour. Which makes him a bit of horrible racist, if that was what he was suggesting. If not, then I apologise for any percieved insult.
Eggs is real.

I’ll have to disagree with you there Mark (again)

 

 

Im not so sure Eggs is real ???

[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

I’ll have to disagree with you there Mark (again)

 

 

Im not so sure Eggs is real ???

Keep it.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

2 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Keep it.

QED!

 

There you have it!

 

A random word generator NOT a sentient human being.....

 

If it really was a living, breathing, conscious life form, it would have sent me the parcel I’ve been waiting for and saved me struggling with a pond pump and a length of flexible 2” pipe!

 

 

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

QED!

 

There you have it!

 

A random word generator NOT a sentient human being.....

 

If it really was a living, breathing, conscious life form, it would have sent me the parcel I’ve been waiting for and saved me struggling with a pond pump and a length of flexible 2” pipe!

 

 

Oh bollocks! I forgot all about it, I'll get onto it.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

15 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Oh bollocks! I forgot all about it, I'll get onto it.

Just pulling yr chain duck ?

 

 

[eggsarascal]

18 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Just pulling yr chain duck ?

 

 

The thing is it's been getting on my nerves sliding around the back of the van.